61
top 8 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 38 points 5 days ago

A Bluesky comment

A very funny thing about Coinbase et al is that one of the main points of cryptocurrency is it was supposed to make banks obsolete but people quickly realized managing your own wallet on the blockchain is dangerous and annoying and cryptobros immediately reinvented banks.

[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 16 points 5 days ago

"Who knew finance regulations didn't just exist to inconvenience me, a small business owner and job creator?"

--some libertarian failson entrepreneur who is going to inherit his dad's billion dollar car dealership franchise

[-] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 1 points 4 days ago

Loads of people dont use coinbase wtf. Bit of a confirmation bias in your comment on an article about dumb people who chose to be lazy

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 25 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

In other news - Coinbase is joining the S&P 500 next week.

[-] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 15 points 5 days ago

kim-cool Hopefully more top work from the lads.

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 10 points 5 days ago

lol, lmao even

[-] duderium@hexbear.net 2 points 5 days ago

all my apes gone

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 1 points 5 days ago
this post was submitted on 16 May 2025
61 points (100.0% liked)

news

24045 readers
525 users here now

Welcome to c/news! Please read the Hexbear Code of Conduct and remember... we're all comrades here.

Rules:

-- PLEASE KEEP POST TITLES INFORMATIVE --

-- Overly editorialized titles, particularly if they link to opinion pieces, may get your post removed. --

-- All posts must include a link to their source. Screenshots are fine IF you include the link in the post body. --

-- If you are citing a twitter post as news please include not just the twitter.com in your links but also nitter.net (or another Nitter instance). There is also a Firefox extension that can redirect Twitter links to a Nitter instance: https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/libredirect/ or archive them as you would any other reactionary source using e.g. https://archive.today . Twitter screenshots still need to be sourced or they will be removed --

-- Mass tagging comm moderators across multiple posts like a broken markov chain bot will result in a comm ban--

-- Repeated consecutive posting of reactionary sources, fake news, misleading / outdated news, false alarms over ghoul deaths, and/or shitposts will result in a comm ban.--

-- Neglecting to use content warnings or NSFW when dealing with disturbing content will be removed until in compliance. Users who are consecutively reported due to failing to use content warnings or NSFW tags when commenting on or posting disturbing content will result in the user being banned. --

-- Using April 1st as an excuse to post fake headlines, like the resurrection of Kissinger while he is still fortunately dead, will result in the poster being thrown in the gamer gulag and be sentenced to play and beat trashy mobile games like 'Raid: Shadow Legends' in order to be rehabilitated back into general society. --

founded 4 years ago
MODERATORS