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[-] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 256 points 1 month ago
[-] Buffalox@lemmy.world 126 points 1 month ago

Absolutely, either this story is made up, or that woman is insane.

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[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 61 points 1 month ago

when my crazy ex left me, in retrospect, she made me a favor

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[-] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago

Bad for the kids...

"I laughed it off as nonsense," he said. "But she didn't. She told me to leave, informed our kids about the divorce, and the next thing I knew, I was getting a call from her lawyer."

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[-] celeste@kbin.earth 102 points 1 month ago

Chatgpt is awful for people who have delusions.

[-] exasperation@lemm.ee 65 points 1 month ago

Hallucination feedback loop

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Halulu delulu looloopoo

[-] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 month ago

Chatgpt is awful ~~for people who have delusions~~.

[-] SunshineJogger@feddit.org 43 points 1 month ago

In that case I predict the man doged a bullet here of a lifetime with a moron.

[-] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Theyre not in the clear yet. This type of crazy doesn't exit your life just the once.

Heck, you're lucky if you catch them entering back in before they've made another exit.

[-] fritobugger2017@lemmy.world 41 points 1 month ago

I wonder if modern stupid is funnier than ancient stupid

[-] AidsKitty@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Some things never change.

[-] Tungsten5@lemm.ee 34 points 1 month ago

I mean at this point, shame on him for marrying someone like that to begin with

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 55 points 1 month ago

The person you love can slowly deteriorate before your eyes.

[-] Blooper@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 month ago

Living through it myself. Thank fuck for divorce

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago
[-] el_bhm@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Shadowrun is now old man

[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago

I admire the creativity of idiots. They come up with fresh stupid ideas each and every day.

[-] redlemace@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

Given the average answers I get from AI, i dare to bet he won't even begin an affair if naked woman start throwing themselves at him.

[-] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

Technically, he has to be in a committed relationship to have an affair anyway.

[-] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

He (was) in a relationship with somebody who should be committed. Does that count?

[-] cm0002@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

AI tasseography – a form of divination that interprets shapes left by tea leaves (or sometimes coffee grounds or wine sediment) after a cup is drunk.

So. Instead of just, idk, feeding ChatGPT all known details of the SO and maybe a dump of their messages or whatever and actually have a chance of it giving you a proper answer...they... just gave it a pic of a drunk coffee cup‽ Wtf is wrong with people

[-] CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago

Even then ChatGPT would just give you an answer based on the wording of how you asked the question to try and agree with you.

[-] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 12 points 1 month ago

You're a reaaaal asshole if you feed your SO's messages to a third party corporation

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 20 points 1 month ago

These people are on the fast lane for removing themselves from the gene pool in never before imagined ways.

[-] Otherbarry@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The (now divorced) couple do have 2 kids so those genes will continue existing well into the future.

Still not sure I entirely believe the story but there are a few other mentions with a bit more details

https://www.tovima.com/society/greek-woman-divorces-husband-after-chatgpt-predicted-he-would-cheat-on-her/

https://www.ekathimerini.com/in-depth/society-in-depth/1267829/greek-woman-seeks-divorce-after-chatgpt-reveals-husbands-alleged-affair/

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[-] Angry_Autist@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

Stupid people deserve to be alone, and the guy dodged a bullet

[-] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I read that as she was having an affair and was looking for any bullshit reason to leave him

[-] M1ch431@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 month ago

This is about as psychotic as governments using AI to predict crimes.

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[-] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

My ex-wife used tarot cards to justify cheating on me, and then leaving me.

I didn't even know she had tarot cards.

[-] Nangijala@feddit.dk 3 points 1 month ago

It is amazing what excuses cheaters will use to justify their behavior.

In my case, my ex did the nature documentary argument way before the manosphere became a thing. I dunno why that is a pattern with that sort of man. They like to think of themselves as superior intellectuals until it comes to sex, then they will make graphs and studies and be pseudo David Attenboroughs to justify that their caveman urges are too strong for them to overcome.

I guess the female version of that is tarot cards, coffee grounds and zodiacs? I hope you found a better lady later, because that one surely wasn't worth keeping in your life!

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