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[-] Apocalypteroid@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Because that would be too corny

[-] Holyginz@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

What an amaizing shower thought

[-] entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 months ago

One of the biggest, most famous corn maze attractions is called The Amazing Maize Maze

[-] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 1 points 2 months ago

Been around since before SSL

[-] slothrop@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

A maizing mazing question.

[-] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

They do, infact, call them a maize maze. This one is near my house and they change it up every year. It's really good fun.

https://www.maize-maze.com/locations/brimstage-maize-maze

It's called a maizmorra

[-] LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 months ago

As someone who lives solidly in corn maze country, this is a well used joke whenever the topic of corn mazes comes up. Which means I hear it about twice a week throughout the fall.

[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Rookie numbers.

[-] JeremyHuntQW12@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Because they were made from sheafs of wheat in the past.

"Corn" was the name for any grain in Britain.

[-] moody@lemmings.world 1 points 2 months ago

A maize labyrinth would be better

[-] Cethin@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago

Only if there's one path, no dead ends. A maze branches, a labyrinth doesn't and only winds around as one long path.

[-] Goretantath@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

Because maize maze sounds like the start of a tongue-twister and Americans are lazy with talking.

[-] Dark_Arc@social.packetloss.gg 1 points 2 months ago

Because that would be confusing

[-] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

For that matter, why is it called "getting corn-holed" instead of "getting maize-holed"

[-] FelixMortane@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 months ago
[-] 1Fuji2Taka3Nasubi@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago

You made me realize a Maize Maze has a real part and an imaginary part.

[-] cattywampas@lemm.ee 0 points 2 months ago

Because it's called corn in America.

[-] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 months ago

You should ask the natives of the continent about that

[-] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

They are just earlier migrants :p

[-] givesomefucks@lemmy.world -1 points 2 months ago

You know the only continent humans are native to is Africa, right?

Indigenous is more correct because that involves the land changing someone, not just something coming from there.

[-] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 0 points 2 months ago

You should ask Native Americans about that

[-] givesomefucks@lemmy.world -2 points 2 months ago

They don't call themselves that, they call themselves by their individual tribe names...

They're not one bulk people.

[-] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 0 points 2 months ago

You're right, as a group of people they prefer the term American Indian, but I'm not going to go and say "your should ask the Indians about that" because that sounds as stupid as whatever your argument is.

Which was I think about using "native" instead of "indiginous", which are literally synonyms in the context.

[-] givesomefucks@lemmy.world -2 points 2 months ago

which are literally synonyms in the context.

From my first reply:

Indigenous is more correct because that involves the land changing someone, not just something coming from there.

You might not be aware of every pedantic difference, I didn't assume anyone would, that's why I explicitly stated it

Feel free to Google and check my work, but this isn't an argument someone can win, words have meaning.

[-] OldElfin@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

My wife said because the answer is just, No.

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