Maybe the true cancer was the democratic party we made along the way

SLEEPY Joe BIDEN said that he would END CANCER when he first campaigned in 2019. Yet another broken promise. SHAMEFUL. No wonder then that cancer decided to END him instead. This is just like WHITE GENOCIDE in South Africa! Many politicians—truly awful politicians, the worst of the worst—have decided to ignore this issue, until I, the PRESIDENT of the GREAT and MERCIFUL UNITED STATES stepped up and decided to host our poor white South African guests in our GLORIOUS country. Of course, their CORRUPT and RADICAL LEFTIST government has ignored this terrible problem, and they say that there is no proof of it. TRUE COWARDICE!

"Who? Oh that Joe? Wow, I wasn't aware he was still alive. I wish him the best, despite being a crooked and weak RADICAL LEFTIST and the father of a loser drug addict. I wish him and Jane [sic] luck and maybe he will come around to TRUMP in the process"

He already commented and it was very nice actually. Thats how you know it's all kayfabe!

"He just got diagnosed with aggressive cancer? Wow. I didn’t know that. You are telling me now for the first time. He led an amazing life. What else can you say. Whether you agreed or not, he was an amazing man who led an amazing life. I am actually sad to hear that. I am sad to hear that."

The funniest possible thing would be to just not acknowledge it.

The brain is very, very important. The best worse cancer is glioblastoma. I hope Joe doesn't have that too.

I'm sure he'll find a way to take credit lmao