I get the joke in the title, but not the one in the image. Is "cat sank" a homophone with something in French?
The numbers four and five (quatre, cinq) are pronounced like ‘cat’ and ‘sank’ in informal spoken French.
Ah, ok. So I'm not an idiot. I just don't speak french! Whew!
GUYS!!! IT'S OK!!! I'M NOT AN IDIOT AFTERALL!!!
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My new username is Usernamerakeface
Just in case you ever want it, here's the French spelling:
"Un deux trois quatre cinq" (12345)
😄 That's awesome, I'd like to say lol, but it's really just funny enough to get a big grin
Quatre Cinq
Ah man. I see this gem and raise you
« Why did the Frenchman only have one egg for breakfast? »
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Because one egg’s an œuf.
As a Canuck, this is a keeper.
As an American, PLEASE LET ME SLEEP ON YOUR COUCH FOR THE NEXT FOUR YEARS!!! MY COUNTRY IS A DUMPSTER FIRE AND I HATE BEING HERE!!!
Samesies, please.
My wife is going to love this one
Hey, whoa! I think I'D know better what your wife loves.....
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By the way, it's her birthday, and she's mad at you.
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