Also, anything becomes a bizarre sex act if you put a place name in front of an inanimate object.
A Yukon hairdryer.
A Baltimore oilcan.
A Moscow boot lace.
A Nairobi ice cream cone.
A Saskatchewan can opener
The ol' Miami snowshoe
I think you're on to something...
I'm howling at all of these
The Albuquerque Track Shovel
Cleveland steamer.
Pfui!
That's just a Rangoon artichoke, except with opera gloves and a few extra bowling pins.
What's a "Rusty Venture"?
That's when you fuck a clone of your own dead dad, but the clone is only 1/16th your dad's actual size.
In my country, we call that Wednesday.
A Moscow boot lace.
Sex act, or means of dispatching a political rival?
Latter but while naked so first as well.
Both. And it involves vodka and a chilled, handcrafted copper mug.
Don’t forget the reverse Romanian Wilkinson.
San Diego thank you
Reminds me of the time my ex and i tried the San Bernadino Toilet Roll. Good times.
It’s even better if the adjective doesn’t mean “bad”, you incandescent fuck burger.
this is such a stupid fucking post
edit - oops, that's adjective-presentParticiple-noun.
or maybe it's adjective-expletiveAttributive-noun..
fun fact: the term "expletive" is a modern word from the Nixon scandal.
This seems like the toned down version they give to instructors on Basic.
You're such sn awful shit poster. Wait that came out weird.
This made me realise “you shit shit shit” fits the pattern
same with "you fucking fuck fuck"
Shoutout to my abominable shit goblin homies
sorry excuse for an intolerable ass pastry
As opposed to a shining exemplar of an intolerable ass pastry
I personally love "troublesome goddamn elbow"
You're all a bunch of delicious fucking people! Just attractive goddamn heroes! I'm fed up with it, you lovable bloody honeys!
Dutch cursing formula:
Adjective + Adjective + Disease + “Sufferer”
Reminds me of Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator
Fyi, there's a sequel(!) and it's really cool.
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