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[-] prex@aussie.zone 55 points 2 months ago
[-] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 36 points 2 months ago

that boulder

[-] al_Kaholic@lemmynsfw.com 33 points 2 months ago

Fun fact - These cops are in charge of whether you go to prison because they describe you to a judge as a person who is guilty who looked like the human sized criminal. Sorry you weren't born rich.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago

Accidently hits you with their car

Reports the event by saying that they were running after you for uttering threats, looked like you were on drugs and you had a weapon in your hand

[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago

Perhaps we should invent a word for sizes between large and small. Somewhere in the middle.

[-] OpenStars@piefed.social 8 points 2 months ago

Naw, sounds like ~~too much~~ ~~too little~~ just the right amount of effort.

[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"Just the right amount of boulder is blocking the eastbound lane..."

That works.

[-] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 months ago

The only metric distance most Americans care to learn is 9mm.

[-] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

It's a large boulder the size of a small boulder relative to an even larger boulder.

[-] Cassa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago
[-] Eheran@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago
[-] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago

Not just this post, but I wish every tweet or social media post had a date tied to it. "21 hours ago" tells me nothing about when this was actually posted.

[-] wabasso@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 months ago

Like that burned-in timestamp feature on film cameras.

[-] stankmut@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

I think mistakes like this are usually caused by someone changing their mind on one thing they wrote and forgetting to proofread the whole thing to see if it still makes sense. I imagine this sentence started out as "Rock the size of a small boulder".

[-] Klear@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

Probably "the size of a small car".

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