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The future is here and it's kinda stupid (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 6 months ago by Gates9@sh.itjust.works to c/noncredibledefense@lemmy.world
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[-] JoeKis@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

"Damn, if only we had soldiers who were more exposed and less accurate, then we could really dominate the battlefield"

[-] dangling_cat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

red alert rocketeer

red alert rocketeer

[-] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago

red rocketeer

Gross.

[-] kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 months ago

Your hearing loss is not service related

[-] InvertedParallax@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago

MAWP!

[-] Zomg@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

What? I can't hear you anymore.

[-] Barbudo@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago

Mawp

[-] Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

"GAWDDAMMIT, ARCHER!!!"

[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago

WHAT DID YOU SAY

[-] Gsus4@mander.xyz 1 points 6 months ago

Everybody knows humans were made to sit in bunkers playing videogames about drones mowing down russians with machine guns...not whatever this shit is.

[-] pulsewidth@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

These idiots need to play some Helldivers 2 to be reminded why it's a terrible idea to have a gun that shoots at enemies operating in close proximity behind your head.

Also they might realize it's a bad idea to build robots with guns entirely, but I doubt it it.

[-] potoo22@programming.dev 1 points 6 months ago

Playing Helldivers 2 is a good reminder about how squishy and delicate humans are compared to any modern weapon, regardless of who is controlling it.

[-] MBech@feddit.dk 1 points 6 months ago

And also how fun it can be to throw orbital weapons at your friends.

[-] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 6 months ago

i hate it for all the reasons but also it's so dumb even if you want a destructive jet pack situation, this is not it.

[-] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

have you seen the film "children of men"? it's probably the most accurate prediction of the world in the (now not so distant) future. it also has one of the best single-shot scenes of all time.

[-] Evotech@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Wonder how long this idiot would last on the front lines.

[-] JackFrostNCola@aussie.zone 1 points 6 months ago

"Pull!"

[-] cevn@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago

If it is anything like Overwatch, approximately 1 second.

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

JUST- aghhh

[-] saltesc@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago

The future is totally deaf. Either due to or lack off ear protection.

[-] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 0 points 6 months ago

lol homey wrote this after having a stroke from testing the gear

[-] lath@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Oi! Wanking makes you blind, not deaf.

[-] ExtremeDullard@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 6 months ago

All this machine gun has to do is accidentally turn 30 degrees to the left and fire for the future to stop being stupid.

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