You guys really shouldn't talk about pale skinned people with garlic sensitivities like that.

The coffin in my room is because it looks cool. I do not sleep it it, that is what the bed is for. The bottles have a cranberry drink in them do not drink them they are mine and they are special and expensive.

Now, can I come in?

Tbf, I wouldn't want to have hand sanitizer thrown at me either - especially if it gets into my eyes...

Why no, I am not a vampire... why do you ask?

What if Vampirism is a bacterial infection and it makes the wielder drink blood because that is what sustains the bacteria. I think I'm just imagining Parasite Eve again, but with bacteria in place of mitochondria.

"Sorry, wrong one!" pulls out pumpkin spice and sage hand cream
Vampire: "Oh fuckk"

I always want to mention, remember hwo you might say bless you when someone sneezes. Bcs, it was thought that you where expelling evil spirts that where possessing your body? Like viruses? Possession was illness...

https://youtu.be/XQbPaBRvaJw