The labeling on those axes is horrific. A human is apparently about 7 units of "Large" on the "Size" axis, and can piss around 110 units of "Jet" on the "Shape" axis.

What is 7 units of Large Size you wonder? Fuck you. What is 110 units of Jet Shape you ask? Hell if we know. You sure aren't going to.

What are all the unlabeled dots? Who cares. Sample size? "I saw one do it."

Reminds me of a school trip to a zoo when I was young where every animal relieved themselves while we were watching. It became a running joke. The elephant was my favorite.

how are we quantising water shape (droplet vs jet)? Is it amount of pee generated/unit amount of time or something similar?

I'm guessing there were three authors on this study, based on the "human" dots

Pretty wild that a bee pisses stronger than a bat

That cicada is one massive fucker, I get why the wee-wee is strong in this one.

I could piss stronger than a cicada.

Hey, do you want to watch some pissers? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KBL7HHd1-o

I guess I didn't notice any cicada pee last time. The air was so thick with them it was affecting everybody's mental health though. If i had noticed pee i would've just assumed it was a hallucination