Reminds me of this classic

Not so fun fact, back in the day we used to have to get a full physical, including piss & shit samples to attend the Culinary Institute...so they send you home with a small jar with a 'spork' and instructions.

I diligently made my sample, placed the container in a Starbucks togo bag and left it in the closet in the bathroom.... which my mother found and thought 'mmmmm muffins!' and looked inside.

Not the type of muffins she was looking for...

• Do it in a lockable plastic bag
• Make it flat and put it in the freezer
• When it is frozen get it out of the bag and put it in the doctor's mailbox.

Gotta always know which side of your shit is the front.

Don't poop on your Nintendo Switch

Huh. So they put it in one of those foil trays, like where people put hotdogs after grilling them. Seems a bit wasteful to only have one lonely log per tray. Oh well, TIL.