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i fucked your mom while your dad watched and then i finished all over your dad

how do you feel about this

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[-] moss_icon@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago

At least I'm no longer her biggest disappointment

[-] buh@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago

Since you’re my new dad, will you play catch with me

[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago

Good for her! doggirl-thumbsup... or for you? I dunno. Did she finish atleast?

[-] DumbAMA@hexbear.net 7 points 6 months ago

Your dad finished

[-] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 9 points 6 months ago

She seemed very sad, I hope you didn't contribute to this

[-] Thallo@hexbear.net 9 points 6 months ago

You claim to be friends with Nick Mullen, yet you had sex with my mom rather than being gay with my dad.

Nick would never befriend you.

[-] DumbAMA@hexbear.net 3 points 6 months ago

I finished on your dad to communicate he was next

[-] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago

Banned DumbAMA [none/use name]

reason: Ban evasion

failure

[-] Kuori@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago

another melina alt gone, like tears in rain

comrade-stoic

[-] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I remember Melina sliding into my DMs to harass me and tell me I'm a fake communist because I dared to criticize their behavior of "ironic" chud posting, which only helped prove my point. Deeply unserious poster.

[-] Kuori@hexbear.net 2 points 6 months ago

i have never understood why they respond with such genuine hostility to people who find them unfunny. it feels so weird and unwarranted.

Damn, sorry dude.

[-] shath@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago
[-] ClassIsOver@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago

Now you probably know more about the relationship dynamic between my parents than I do.

I hope you all had fun.

[-] Blep@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago

Im surprised my parents could stay in the same room together for that long

[-] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago

My mom's been very lonely, I'm glad she had fun stalin-approval

[-] grandepequeno@hexbear.net 3 points 6 months ago

Did she tell you if she still needs me to teach her how to use the supermarket app?

[-] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 3 points 6 months ago

You had sex with your mom?

[-] frogbellyratbone_@hexbear.net 3 points 6 months ago
[-] sisatici@hexbear.net 2 points 6 months ago
[-] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 2 points 6 months ago

how long did you have to wait your turn?

this post was submitted on 28 May 2025
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