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[-] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 15 points 6 days ago
[-] Oggyb@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

Then treestart.

[-] Quexotic@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 days ago

Log that close? Same thing op would. Die.

[-] Zenith@lemm.ee 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

The logs don’t actually tend to fly out and backwards, they fall off to the sides, usually just one side too, the best option is to give them plenty of space and be ready to steer to the side not dumping logs. If you’re unfortunate enough that one managed to catch air enough to be sent back but not enough to change it from horizontal to more vertical the universe has already decided what you’re doing, dying

We have a ton of these where I live I’ve never seen one in motion fail I don’t find them any scarier than a normal semi who has who knows what, possibly something way more deadly and way less stable hidden inside the container

[-] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 3 points 6 days ago

Floor it in the hope my pulverized corpse takes the fucker with me

[-] Noodle07@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago
[-] And009@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 6 days ago

Swerve right with medium braking. Depending on the logs either swerve back in, or more likely crash into the guardrail as slow as possible, any oole/structure could take a lifesaving hit before you do.

[-] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 174 points 1 week ago
[-] ServantOfRa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 125 points 1 week ago
[-] throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

I haven't been able to log out for over 2 decades 💀

[-] enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 week ago

send me the logs I'll troubleshoot what's preventing logging out.

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[-] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 102 points 1 week ago

Inertia says that the log is moving roughly the same speed as the truck, so I'll apply the brakes and move to the right.

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

might have hit the ground and bounced

[-] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 30 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Sure, but it's skidding across the pavement, not flying at my face at 75mph. I can stop faster than it can.

Terrifying is the video I saw of bricks falling off of an oncoming truck, coming through the windshield.

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 13 points 1 week ago

We're you trying to re-traumatize everyone? Fuck that video. There's maybe 3 videos ever online that can do that and that video is 2 of them, at least.

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[-] mrslt@lemmy.world 58 points 1 week ago

Stop, lol. The momentum from the truck is carrying the log forward. Realistically, it isn't being shot directly into the windshield like a cruise missile.

Physics!

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Never noticed that the logs fell off the side and bounced! The log would slow and the car would still be hauling ass, right?

And for those of you scared of log trucks, nothing can make a log slide off the top while driving down the road. They are jammed on there with friction.

EDIT: The log is still going 65mph (for argument's sake). You're still going 65mph (for argument's sake). The log will slow on the bounce, a little, you'll jam the brakes and slow more, it will still look like a fucking torpedo.

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[-] stoy@lemmy.zip 54 points 1 week ago

Before this happened I would have given myself double the distance to the truck avoiding the situation completely

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 week ago

Enter a Sherlock Holmes-esque state of hyper awareness. Calculate the distance to the log based on parallax and distance between my eyes. Calculate time to impact given relative speeds (this calculation costs precious microseconds but is indispensable). Note the positions of every car around and the age and apparent gender of every driver. Adjust the steering wheel so that the log impacts right between myself and my passenger. Upon impact, adjust steering based on road position and positions and probable reactions of other drivers to bring my car safely to a stop without causing further damage.

[-] Pyro@programming.dev 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I would do the exact same maneuvers except one thing.

I would go ahead and immediately get impaled right as I start the calculations.

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[-] kaidezee@lemmy.ml 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Turn on the Improbability Drive. And certainly not improbably watch out for sperm whales falling from the sky.

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[-] j4k3@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

Passenger's seat perspective. So from that angle there is nothing to do. It is always best to relax. There is a reason drunks often survive the crashes they cause that kill others. It is kinda hard to do in the moment without practice. In the crash that broke my neck and back, there are only a few moments of very hazy dream like memories that I've recalled over the years since. One of those was that I somehow tried to put up my hands or some way I tried to catch myself as I hit the jeep on a bike at 29 MPH. I only really remember thinking for a moment, "fucking never do that again" next moment I'm with some paramedics talking about getting me stable enough to transport and trying to get someone to call that could show up at hospital. I was only able to remember phone numbers and my address from when I was in highschool 10 years before and 2k miles away. I felt super stressed because I knew I was doing it but couldn't figure it out. I finally remembered my sister's number and relaxed, staying unconscious for 3 hours after.

That is what it is really like with severe head and neck trauma. Your conscious mind is quite disconnected from your limbic system. If you die, you likely won't even know. I had no idea how close I had come to dying until many things that came out of the personal injury case that followed and stuff since then...

For me, I wouldn't follow that kind of truck closely or casually at all. I'm aware of how it is loaded and the disconnect between the loader operator and low pay driver, on a truck likely held together with JB Weld and duct tape. But yeah, just relax. If you die, you die. No big deal. You won't even know it happened, so why stress.

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[-] Artyom@lemm.ee 22 points 1 week ago

I would let myself die because this scene is so far removed from the laws of physics that I spent my life studying and my entire career would now be completely worthless.

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[-] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 22 points 1 week ago

Hard swerve to the right, and duck.

[-] GargleBlaster@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago

What good is a bird in this situation?

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 20 points 1 week ago

Hello. They can fly.

[-] rosco385@lemm.ee 21 points 1 week ago
[-] Quexotic@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

Realistically, same, right after being crayoned by the log.

[-] chunes@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

I wouldn't have been anywhere near that close to a fckn logging truck of all things.

[-] jimmux@programming.dev 8 points 1 week ago

I'm surrounded by forestry operations where I live. I can't go anywhere without getting stuck behind a logging truck on winding and often slippery broads. It's amazing how complacent I've become with these things.

[-] lurch@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 week ago
[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

If you had to think about it, you're dead.

[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Having seen this movie, I have never and will never drive behind any kind of cylinder hauler, ever.

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

This movie did more for safe following distance than decades of drivers ed.

[-] nuko147@lemm.ee 14 points 1 week ago
[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Dodge right and hope for the best trying to control the car in the weeds. Wrecking in dirt seems somewhat better odds than being speared by a thousand pound log.

[-] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 13 points 1 week ago

Curse, turn my parking lights on, and park the truck to one side, hope no one was hurt behind me

[-] latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 week ago

Realistically, I'd let it happen. No ragerts.

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 10 points 1 week ago

Realistically, there would be very little if any time remaining to experience regret.

[-] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

Oh, hey, it's Pseudotsuga menziesii.

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[-] nexguy@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Get out the saw and start furiously making a table

[-] __ghost__@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 week ago
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[-] h3mlocke@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago

Try to avoid the big logs.

[-] theblips@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago

I'd Jim the camera and say "logs, amirite?"

[-] Pnut@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago

This is what the "overdrive" button on the shifter column is for.

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