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[-] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 71 points 1 year ago

That's what the interns are for; that and snacks

[-] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 88 points 1 year ago

I've heard some horror stories, but cannibalism is new

[-] kozy138@lemm.ee 26 points 1 year ago

Ahh... The ol' Lemmaroo. Ya clever bastard

[-] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 year ago

Is... Is this ground zero?

Because hold my snacks, I'm already here.

[-] victron@programming.dev 11 points 1 year ago

Hello future people!

[-] ilikecoffee@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I just made !lemmaroo@lemmy.world :) Maybe we can restart the tradition again here on Lemmy.

[-] Pantoffel@feddit.de 33 points 1 year ago

And then take all the credit for their findings for yourself แ••( แ› )แ•—

[-] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 34 points 1 year ago

Of COURSE! They're paid in "experience" not anything tangible!

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 56 points 1 year ago

Bruh the data analytics is the fun part.

Everything else gets you ๐Ÿฅต and ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

[-] slaughtermouse@lemmy.world 41 points 1 year ago

I too, get horny and tired during fieldwork.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 29 points 1 year ago

Biologists have all the fun.

Who wouldn't get a little riled up finding a new beetle species for the third time in a week?

[-] ArianaGrande@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Do they also masturbate on the clock?

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

It's called a safety ๐Ÿ›Ÿ stand down ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ’ฆ bruh and it's in the protocol.

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Bruh the data analytics is the fun part.

How often that constitutes of using VLookup in Excel?

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

:laughs in data.table:

[-] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago

Who uses excel for data analysis??

Everyone I know use either R, or python if they're in comp sci.

[-] oce@jlai.lu 1 points 1 year ago

Well, experiments in CS are not as cool.

[-] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Why not? :3

Sure, I have a bias but.. I think we're doing plenty of cool stuff! Maybe not a 27-kilometre long particle accelerator level cool but...

[-] Gsus4@feddit.nl 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You can't just collect and analyse the data either, you have to write a kickass paper, design an appealing poster and present it like it's the best thing ever and the respective talk...oh yea and then you have to write tons of kickass proposals to get the funding to do more experiments to collect more data and analyse it and... :)

[-] menturi@mander.xyz 13 points 1 year ago
[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago
[-] skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 year ago
[-] niktemadur@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Ouch. Ouchies.
Like a thin, delicate needle, straight through the heart.

[-] flan@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago
[-] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

I know, people are just a lot more willing to accept explosions if you say it's an experiment

this post was submitted on 05 Oct 2023
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