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it stands for Big Penis Humiliation

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[-] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 70 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

ancient romans and greeks be like "look at this uncivilized oaf with his ridiculously huge dick, what a barbarian"

[-] Samdell@lemmy.eco.br 36 points 4 days ago

OP is craving Ancient Roman roleplaying then, great idea

[-] match@pawb.social 5 points 3 days ago

Prepare the kynodesmē!!

[-] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 11 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

If nothing else, the clothes are fire! Bring back antiquity-style tunics and robes for men.

[-] StarMerchant938@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

I live in an area with a lot of somali/Sudanese immigrants and every so often one of the dudes will come in wearing one of these and I'm lowk kinda jealous shit looks comfy asf.

[-] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 3 points 4 days ago

I bet it is! Gotta be comfy if you can wear this in those climates without passing out.

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

Linguists now agree that the word "copium" was coined in ancient Rome.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 29 points 4 days ago

"What's it like only being able to have sex with horses?"

[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago
[-] koper@feddit.nl 28 points 4 days ago

I respectfully decline clicking that link.

[-] ace_of_based@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 days ago

i clicked it. i am changed. gonna go f*€k a horse right now

[-] joyjoy@lemm.ee 4 points 4 days ago

Thank you. I now know exactly what that link was.

[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

Understandable. Have a nice day 💕

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 17 points 4 days ago

Fake: anon has a small dick

Gay: Easy to be sub w/ women, hard w/ men, if you have a big dick. Possible, just harder.

[-] dabaldeagul@feddit.nl 9 points 3 days ago

Some say, rock hard.

[-] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 9 points 4 days ago

I was always interested in what goes down in the mind of a sph person and even more interestingly in a sph person with a larger member down there. Because for example you can be a femboy for example with a big penis because thats an aesthetic that works but not big penis sph. My guess would be that they just gaslight themselves into thinking they have a small penis which is already a big part of the sph and in general this sigma male thing that has been going on in recent times.

[-] Carrot@lemmy.today 2 points 3 days ago

Me, not gay but desperately trying to figure out what this post is saying: SPH: Small Penis Haver BPH: Big Penis Haver

I really thought I was understanding the post until I read your comment, now I have no idea what those acronyms mean

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago
[-] Carrot@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago

Ah, my mistake was in assuming the acronym had to do with being gay, not just a general fetish

[-] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 days ago
[-] j4k3@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

There used to be some lewd jokes around when I was a stupid little cringe kid, but I can't recall now.... Something about never getting satisfied until in a dark room with a cow...

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