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Die Another Day. Judy Dench. (lemmy.world)

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[-] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 13 points 1 week ago

the worse answer is any porn movie

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[-] Moonweedbaddegrasse@lemm.ee 13 points 1 week ago

Deep Throat, keep Linda Lovelace obvs

[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 12 points 1 week ago

Silence of the Lambs, Anthony Hopkins.

[-] the_dopamine_fiend@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Nah, Jodie Foster.

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[-] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 12 points 1 week ago

My first thought: John Wick movies and keeping Keanu

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[-] Glitch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 week ago

Super Hornio Bros, Ron Jeremy

[-] Mustakrakish@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

He's a rapist fyi, people don't know that enough.

[-] Glitch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 week ago

Shit I was just trying to be silly. Sorry, I didn't know

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[-] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 week ago

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, obviously Johnny Depp as the only human. Basically no difference.

[-] TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago

Crocodile Dundee but only the knife is real

[-] TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 12 points 1 week ago

The Rocketeer (1991).

Timothy Dalton.

[-] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago

In the original comics, the Rocketeer was a huge asshole and the Jennifer Connelly character was a stripper/nudie model. I am still waiting for an apology and / or a remake.

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[-] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

"Civil War" from 2024, but only Jesse Plemons is human.

"What kind of muppet are you?"

[-] Xerxos@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 week ago

OG Star Wars - chewbacca, but instead of a guy in a costume just a really hairy dude

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[-] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Jackass: The Movie.

Wee Man.

[-] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago

A live-action Lorax. Danny DeVito is the only human, and he's wearing a Lorax costume.

[-] AZX3RIC@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Interstellar - Anne Hathaway

[-] dennisnedry@feddit.nu 11 points 1 week ago

Big Lebowski. Jeff Bridges.

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[-] UncleArthur@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Weekend at Bernie's. Bernie.

[-] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 week ago

Clue, Tim Curry

[-] nieminen@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

My wife said: Legally blond, keep Witherspoon

[-] QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

Keep Jennifer Coolidge. Piggy is Reese's role and Kermit is Luke Wilson's role

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[-] fubbernuckin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 week ago

Bonus points if the actor is not the protagonist

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[-] echodot@feddit.uk 10 points 1 week ago

Inglorious Bastards, we keep Christoph Waltz

[-] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 10 points 1 week ago

Buried with Ryan Reynolds. Just Kermit on the phone.

[-] postcapitalism@lemmy.today 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

This was done with a Muppet Christmas Carol and Michael Caine to excellent results. Really a top notch interpretation and acting. Highly recommend

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[-] idunnololz@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The Prestige. Christian Bale.

But he only plays "half" of Borden.

[-] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 week ago

Jaws - Jaws

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[-] echodot@feddit.uk 9 points 1 week ago

Being John Malkovich,

Keep anyone other than John Malkovich, in fact John Malkovich is the only puppet.

[-] Zaphod@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 week ago

All of Star Wars - JarJar's actor

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[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Blade 3. Ryan Reynolds.

[-] Goretantath@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago

National treasure, Nick Cage.

Rocky, the lady who played Adrian.

Jurrasic park, the guy that played Neuman on Seinfeld.

Shawshank redemption, Morgan Freeman.

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[-] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago

The Muppet Christmas Carol

Michael Caine

Am I doing this right?

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[-] Rakonat@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The Matrix. Hugo Weaving (Agent Smith) as the only non-muppet.

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[-] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 week ago

I am Legend - the dog

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[-] BmeBenji@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Transformers. Keep only John Turturro. The rest, even the Transformers, are played by normal sized muppets.

Bumblebee is played by Beaker, obviously. And seeing Megan Fox replaced by Miss Piggy sounds like a fever dream

[-] theedqueen@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

The Princess Bride. Keep Fred Savage, but as an adult.

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