Titanic.
Kate Winslet stays human.
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Jack, the muppet, dies in the end.
12 Monkeys - Jeffrey Goins
The Big Lebowski - The Dude
Deadpool vs Wolverine - Wolverine
The Goonies - Chunk
Pirates of the Caribbean - Jackie Sparrow (by Amber Heard)
Donnie Darko. Donnie Darko.
Toy Story
Andy
Psycho. Mother.
The original Japanese version of The Ring. Keep the Ring spirit, whoever played Sadako.
The Muppets - Steve Whitmire (Kermit's puppeteer)
The Dark Knight: Gary Oldman.
The Thing: Kurt Russell
{My girl says} John Wick: Keanu kills Muppets
there will be blood, keep only paul dano. i love daniel day lewis but i just want to see eli be hounded by a screaming fozzie bear.
12 Angry Men.
Henry Fonda was a funny guy, and I think he'd have had a ball playing it straight.
Top Gun. Keep Anthony Edwards.
From Dusk Til Dawn, Salma Hayek.
Just imagining the perverted little Tarantino and Cheech puppets is giving me titters.
"We got velvet pussy, cloth pussy, fuzzy pussy, felt pussy..."
The Hunger Games, keep Snow. The Exorcist, keep the priest.
The possessed girl being the only non-muppet in The Exorcist has a lot more comedy potential imo. The priest really should be Kermit.
John wick. Having Reeves be the only person would be hilarious, though the opposite would be true to. Have Reeves as a puppet and everybody else getting their ass kicked.
Braveheart
longshanks
The Matrix Reloaded. But only one Agent Smith is Hugo Weaving. The rest are puppets
Star Wars, keep David Prowse (Darth Vader, the actual guy in the suit).
Any of the Die Hard franchise, really. It makes McClane seem like a complete fucking schizo to the point you wonder if this is all happening in his head a la Sucker Punch.
Conclave, carlos diehz
Se7en, kevin spacey
Stargate, jaye davison
Star Trek beyond, Chris pine
The Pianist. Wladyslaw Szpilman (Adrien Brody) is still himself, everyone else are muppets.
LotR - Sauron (or Legolas)
Dune. Keep either Patrick Stewart, or Sting. Not sure which would be funnier.
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