I know they're joking, but it depresses me to know that these people don't have a close woman in their life to ask these questions.

I wish the internet was a nicer place so people who simply don't know how to interact could get the answers they need without fear, rather than make unrealistic standards from rumors and media that they consume.

Girls usually don't mind having their face touched if they're actually into you... Being a 4chan user kinda excludes that possibility though.

all it would have taken them is ask themselves "would i want my face to be touched by some rando?"