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[-] RedditIsDeddit@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

STOP VOTING FOR IDIOTS

[-] yarr@feddit.nl 1 points 1 month ago

That reminds me of my favorite rock that prevents tiger attacks. I've had it with me for years and it works perfectly. Yet, whenever I bring it up, people make fun of me.

[-] damnedfurry@lemmy.world -1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Probably because you're making references to a ~30 year old episode of a cartoon, as if it's your own joke.

[-] yarr@feddit.nl 1 points 1 month ago

Oh, I forgot that every joke in the universe is supposed to be used just once.

[-] atro_city@fedia.io 1 points 1 month ago

Ok, what if, and hear me out, they are actually doing this to ban plans and force the reintroduction of, wait for it, trains!?

Nah, didn't think so either.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

or even control the weather for nefarious motives.

Actually, contrails do have a slight climate impact. Not controlled of course.

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[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

States give privileges to things people do for their Invisible Friend, who's not real either. What are you gonna do?

[-] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world -1 points 1 month ago

Red meat for the specific kind of idiots who tell anyone who they can trap in a corner for 5 minutes about how aliens built the pyramids.

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