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[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 31 points 11 months ago

You know when you were a kid and your parent pressed the tip of your shoe to make sure they couldn't feel your toes so that your shoe had room to grow?

Yeah

[-] ferristriangle@hexbear.net 18 points 11 months ago

The tips of his shoe look so empty because there's a hidden heel inside of the boot to give him some extra height so Trump doesn't make fun of him for being short.

[-] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 11 months ago

Ah, yes, the definitely 6’3” president

[-] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 11 months ago

your shoe had room to grow?

Wait, your shoes grew?

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago

I didn't grow up vegan so yeah, we just shoved our feet into whatever living animals they had at the store

[-] DoiDoi@hexbear.net 26 points 11 months ago

big day, gotta wear my yosemite sam boots

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 24 points 11 months ago

Standing lessons paying off, clearly

[-] Futterbinger@hexbear.net 21 points 11 months ago

He's wearing the shoes Kelley draws on his comic characters.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 19 points 11 months ago

Wearing my shit-kicker boots to kick some shit!!

[-] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 18 points 11 months ago

black shoes w/ blue suit 🤮

Death to America

[-] Magician@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago

They're boots, dog. The guy is bringing out all of the cultural signifiers

[-] grazing7264@hexbear.net 17 points 11 months ago

The boots are inside his suit pants??

Wtff

[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 21 points 11 months ago

lol yeah you can see the tops of the boot just below his knees

[-] Puggo@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago

Dark brown or black shoes are really the only acceptable shoes to wear with a blue suit; any other colors look garish and should not even be considered.

[-] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago

Brown shoes >>>>>>> black shoes

[-] PolPotPie@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago

baphomet legged mf vegan-seitan

[-] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 11 points 11 months ago

Client facing staff are expected to wear Rootin Tootin Formal attire.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago

The wide range of expressions on everyone's faces are something else

[-] Crowtee_Robot@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago

More new boot goofin' to hide how small his feet are.

[-] Sickos@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

Dang, quick search didn't turn up any 10 inch men's dress boots (chelsea,maybe?, the cut of leather and heel shape seem right) with 3-4 inch lifts.

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