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[-] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 week ago

2024: "you're family!! we care about our employees!!"

2025: "yea, you're pretty much slaves, gonna do something about it? get back to work."

[-] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

One of those was a lie all along.

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 week ago

Its corpospeak, gotta read into it.

'We're family!' makes sense when you think of the person saying it as a family member who is an abusive narcissistic sociopath who's never wrong about anything and nothing is ever their fault.

Yeah it always made perfect sense to me. Though my one corpojob did end with some spectacle. Real family would have figured out the antidote.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 points 1 week ago

Man, I fuckin wish I could get compensation for that...

[-] haui_lemmy@lemmy.giftedmc.com 2 points 1 week ago

You absolutely can. Lets bring this fuckfest down.

All you need is a rock.

[-] Whelks_chance@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

I've decided not to try to live up to "my potential", it was depressing and unrewarding when I tried.

[-] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 1 points 1 week ago

Same here. I spent my entire childhood being told by family and teachers how I could really make a difference as a reseacher or a philosopher or a doctor or whatever else. I hate engaging with "book knowledge". Nobody ever bothered to factor that in ๐Ÿ˜… All I really want is to create things with my hands. My mind is a nice asset when it comes to trivia or logical puzzles but I'm just not wired for academia.

Also, nobody respects anything less than an expert

But everybody respects a good solid table.

Which it turns out is actually really fucking hard to make.

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[-] Almacca@aussie.zone 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Fortunately, I was never told that.

[-] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

My only remaining ambition after age 40 was to be a worthwile human being at the very least (because that bar is very low) and I can't even do that.

Some people are born broken, not necessarily through any fault of their own. But maybe I don't even clear that barrier and am simply useless to anyone. Oh well.

[-] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Better than being a useful idiot for some evil fuck, even if true.

Which i doubt it is.

Plenty of people 'living up to their potential' shooting unarmed kids, signing death warrants for the unhoused, etc

[-] JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 week ago

They didn't tell me how much energy it takes to put your mind to things. I can barely stay awake for a normal day length without putting in the effort.

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