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[-] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 67 points 3 days ago

Can someone help me point out what part of this is parody?

[-] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 days ago

I cannot

[-] blazeknave@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

The onion has eaten it's tail in 2025. Or the world has.

[-] dumbass@quokk.au 14 points 3 days ago

Since when did the onion start reporting the news?

[-] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 4 points 2 days ago

2016

[-] theacharnian@lemmy.ca 21 points 3 days ago

Fuck Benjamin Netanyahu. May the people who voted for parties that support his coalition get the day they voted for.

[-] rumimevlevi@lemmings.world 9 points 3 days ago

They voted for him and his party 6 times. Not like other primes was not criminals too

[-] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 20 points 3 days ago

just like fucking for virginity

[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

I recall when the news was testing out that phrase 'deescalation through escalation'

[-] MangoCats@feddit.it 4 points 3 days ago

They've done this in the past, bombing nuclear enrichment facilities...

[-] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 2 points 3 days ago

it's there a term, for rethoric so painfully stupid, that the media pretends it's reasonable.

[-] negativenull@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

War is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength

this post was submitted on 13 Jun 2025

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