"Uhhmmm technically, it doesn't suck, just whatever goes past the event horizon falls into it."
It just exists. It's not its fault it distorts spacetime around it until it becomes one of those coin donation funnels at the mall.
Since spacetime is compressing to a single point, is it really "falling", or just being zipdrived?
Meh, it's 0K.
It doesn't suck, its just dense.
Same
Do black holes have a temperature, or is time just so dilated that it appears to have no temperature from our perspective?
Is temperature a function of time??
Temperature is movement. So, yes
Thermodynamics
My body temperature is -273,15K I am cooler ๐๐
If your body temp is any negative number of Kelvin, your existence is theoretical at best, potentially moving backwards through time, or instantly causing a chain reaction that would obliterate the fabric of reality, at worst.
Negative temperatures are actually hotter than all positive temperatures, you're experiencing population inversion
~~Integer~~ float underflow
In that case, ypi would be the coolest of all
Technically correct, the best kind of correct.
Technically it is wrong, since there is no flow of matter in to the black hole due to pressure difference going on, i.e. sucking.
Not correct. There is no vacuum. Just falling.
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