cover band playing at a county fair ass stage

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It's very on brand for this administration to have the world's most half-assed military parade, lined up with the largest list of corporate sponsors grifting off the US Army. Peak AmeriKKKa

"OK sure, it may not look as impressive, but American soldiers can't march with style and precision like that because of their ingrained Freedom™ and Individualism™"

parades are dumb and bad wastes of time. especially after parades peaked 15 years ago when they rick rolled the department store one.

source: have been in several.