Where are the lasers to control the weather that Biden refused to use to save Florida?
I think democrats control the weather but wildfires are caused by Jewish space lasers? Something like that. I dunno.
I'm sure it may also be due to a lack of anyone joining and the huge protests on horizon. I wonder how pissed the military would be if he does cancel.
The No Kings protest map is pretty blackened out with dots, they must have told him. Republicans aren't showing either. It will be a sad, sad North Korean parade in the rain.
Every military parade is a sad display of nonsense, the fact that anyone would think it’s a good idea is like thinking hitler had some innovative ideas about facial hair. dumb.
I'm pissed he ruined the Charlie Chaplin mustache, because that's the only place mine actually grows in. I'm forever doomed to shave my upper lip because of him.
Where do you see that red Republicans aren't showing up?
Maga is a cult now. You have a source?
I think he means the majority of R senators who said they're busy that day.
Of course, you can't trust a single word from the mouths of snakes.
They don't want to work on the weekend any more than you do.
Precious few units will be given leave if it's canceled. They'll find something stupid for them to do.
Its time to mop the road during a storm.
I will be placing Mother Nature under arrest for raining on my parade! 🫲🍊🫱
^🫲^🍊^🫱^
FTFY
Who voted for Mother Nature anyway? By executive order, the weather is now under Scott Pruitt's control.
First thought: I hope it gets canceled
Second thought: go ahead and do it, and let Trump wave a flag on top of the biggest float
The fact that the military's birthday keeps getting called 'Trump's birthday' shows how far we are sliding into fascism.
Coincidentally, it is both his birthday and the US army’s “birthday.” Both arrived on June 14th, one in 1775 and the other in 1946.
TACO of his own parade
"Cancelled" would be great! The ultimate Fuck You from whatever God(s) exist.
But, does anyone truly believe Little Donnie Mangolini will let it go that easily??? Something he's yearned for since Season 1??
Methinks "rescheduled" is a more likely outcome. 🤷♂️
Don't even think that. He'd expose people to lightning before cancelling
I don’t know. He refused to go to D-Day 50th anniversary memorial ceremony because it was raining and he didn’t want to get wet. I guess it wasn’t his ego on the line, then, and I’m sure the Secret Service is insisting on a covered viewing area, anyway, after the near-miss in Buttler, PA.
Yeah right. Probably cancelling it because he doesn't want people to show up and ruin his dick-tator moment by protesting.
Then again Diaper Don doesn't like rain cleaning off his nasty orange makeup and getting in his rats nest.
Thoughts and prayers
Hey, evangelicals, remember how when anything bad happened, it was because God was sad that we weren't murdering gay people? So does this mean that God hates Trump?
Yes. Why do you think Pestilence was sent during the first term?
I don't remember RFK Jr from last time
If that's the case, I'm still hoping for clear skies with a well-placed lightning bolt
Sure would be nice if the media would stop just repeating his bullshit at face value.
"celebrating 250 years of the U.S. military.." Fuck off. Trump doesn't give a shit about the military. He wants a show for himself on his birthday. They should make that perfectly clear each and every time instead of just repeating whatever inane bullshit hillbilly barbie says at the podium.
Sing it with me folks!
Because what, the weather would pose a threat to the wellbeing of the soldiers?
Trump doesn't care about that.
Awwwwwww.
Get a water balloon and fill it with skunk musk ... basically skunk feces or the anal glands of a dead skunk
let it sit in the sun for an afternoon before you use it.
throw it anywhere near the parade route
the stink will last for days
I like the way you think but am horrified by your potential skunk-harvesting techniques.
What's the skunk to water balloon ratio for this operation?
umm, yeah, I'm not sure where you get your dead skunks or where you get your ability to tolerate being near them or touching them... but that's fucking gross and weird.
Perhaps he could order Immigration and Customs Enforcement to deport the weather.
Cancel his parade and force the withdrawal of troops from LA? But that'll make Trump sad.
If he was nicer, the Democrats could use their weather machine to give him nice weather on his birthday, but he's been a big meanie lately, so it's rain for HitlerPig's birthday.
may be cancelled over thunderstorms
Israel: “Hold my beer.”
God is angry. Trump fears being struck by lightning.
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