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Text: ICE agents are complaining that every time they go out wearing masks in unmasked cars with no uniforms or identification, protesters keep dumping pounds of glitter on them so that everyone can tell they're ICE for days afterwards.

Image below the text: a man in white shirt and black tie and glasses, with a raised hand, as if trying to get someone's attention.

Text on that image: who had "Glitter bombing the Gestapo" on their bingo card?

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[-] PunkRockSportsFan@fanaticus.social 11 points 11 months ago

Arm yourselves. This isn’t a joke.

They want millions dead.

[-] iheartneopets@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago

Do you know that the KKK would disperse & never come back when would-be victims armed themselves and shot at them? A big element in the civil rights movement was vets coming back from the world wars with combat experience and firing back on their oppressors. Those are stories that get lost in the pEaCefUL pRoTeST propaganda, but arming up and defending their communities was a huge piece of the black civil liberties movement.

Anyway, point is, turns out people who hide behind masks to commit terroristic acts are truly, deeply chickenshit. I'm willing to bet ICE would do the exact same thing as the KKK if fired back upon.

[-] PunkRockSportsFan@fanaticus.social 6 points 11 months ago

The only good Nazi is dead.

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[-] cynar@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

The 2 go hand in hand. The peaceful element provides cover and public cause support for the more militant elements. They also make it harder to concentrate forces to deal with them.

In turn, the militant add teeth to the peaceful element.

An intelligent government acts early, before the militant elements can come to bear. But for best results both (technically all 3, including political) are required.

Another good example are the Irish troubles. The IRA, while prominent, couldn't "win". The marches, and Sinn Fein did.

[-] GrumpyDuckling@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

The people in charge want to fill private prisons with a vulnerable population who have no recourse as they have little or no rights. It's a grift at the expense of human lives. They don't actually care about immigration, they're just using white supremisists as pawns to achieve their goals. They'll also use them to eliminate political opposition to avoid eventual consequences if anyone with a spine ever gets back in power.

[-] PunkRockSportsFan@fanaticus.social 4 points 11 months ago

This ends with millions dead. arm yourselves. Improve your family’s chance of survival

[-] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 11 months ago

First they came for immigrants ...

[-] wischi@programming.dev 1 points 11 months ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Estimated_number_of_civilian_guns_per_capita_by_country

America is top of the list yet nothing happens. Seems like those "to defend against rogue government" arguments are just talk anyway and the entire world told you that for years.

Looks like Americans are all talk and just keep the guns around just for a higher suicide rate and school shootings.

[-] Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago
[-] Fenrir@lemmings.world 5 points 11 months ago

Your time has come

[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

No, honey, I wasn’t at the strip club… I was, uh, an undercover ICE agent!

[-] regedit@feddit.online 2 points 11 months ago

I'll take divorcee for $200, please, Alec!

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[-] Witchfire@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Just admit you were at the strip club. It's less embarrassing. You can frame it as supporting local business.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Cue glitter being declared a weapon of mass destruction.

[-] cybervseas@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

More like weapon of mass fabulousness!

You look so luxurrrious!

[-] saltesc@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Okay ,so if they covered in glitter, they're ICE. If not, they're kidnappers for god knows what. I think it's imperative people be able to distinguish their kidnappers, since the federal government is unable to do this.

[-] dumbass@quokk.au 1 points 11 months ago

me walking out of a strip club after getting a bunch of dances: I'M NOT ICE! I'M JUST A PERVERT!

Cover them both in glitter. If you can't tell a kidnapper from an ICE agent they should all go to jail.

[-] Witchfire@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Send them all to El Salvador and sort it out later

[-] Marthirial@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Shit! An ICE agent!

No honey, I am a stripper.

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[-] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Gotta hit 'em with a stink bomb they won't be able to wash off for days

Smells like pig in here

[-] isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 11 months ago

smells like bullshit in here

soap and water will wash it away just fine

[-] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Is there an online database for naming and shaming them yet?

[-] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 4 points 11 months ago

I’ve seen this link floating around:

https://icelist.info/

[-] IsThisAnAI@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

I was thinking of this idea as well. How do you verify and vet all that shit. It could get some innocent people hurt.

[-] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Get a paintball gun with the paint balls filled with that permanent dye banks use for bank robbers.

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 1 points 11 months ago

Beet root boiling water is a very stubborn dye to wash off too.

[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

If you see an armed person with a mask, assume hostile intent. Call 911 and report masked people with guns.

[-] TheFogan@programming.dev 1 points 11 months ago

I mean... yes but that's only going to slightly annoy. Sadly I think this is going to take actually using a "stand your ground" law correctly. IE how the hell can anyone argue against, I saw a gang of masked men with a gun coming towards me and I feared for my life.

[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

The dream is for trigger-happy cops to show up and start shooting at armed individuals in masks.

Teach both groups a lesson about how to approach citizens.

[-] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 11 months ago

Reality is, cops are as, if not more, likely to shoot at you or help ICE kidnap you to a concentration camp

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[-] Poppa_Mo@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Super Soakers and water balloons full of bright orange permanent dye.

[-] Schmeckinger@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

I wouldn't point anything vaguely gun shaped at them.

[-] njm1314@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Unmarked Vehicles masked men no uniforms no identification no badges? I think you should point a gun at them immediately. You have no way of knowing who they are and if they're about to murder you.

[-] Schmeckinger@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

If you do they will certainly murder you and even if you win the gunfight your life is pretty much over.

[-] njm1314@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Sure if I'm the only one doing it. If we're all doing it suddenly there's a lot less of them. So they either stop or they die. That's how we win. That's how fighting against fascism works.

[-] Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 1 points 11 months ago

You need enough to be willing to give their life. Because some are still going to die.

[-] njm1314@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

That's true. Complacency is always the greatest Ally of fascism.

[-] waterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Garden sprayers would work but honestly they will probably shoot you the second something comes flying at them

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