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[-] ZDL@lazysoci.al 10 points 1 week ago

cough

Stationery.

cough

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

If you accelerate writing paper is it still stationary?

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 1 week ago

A thrown paper airplane is moving stationary.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago

Can you calculate its mass?

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

if the letter is for dad, it’s relative

[-] j4k3@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

If you post it, note they really stick it to you

[-] Ephera@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

this post was submitted on 20 Jun 2025

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