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Sorry, groceries.
(lemmy.world)
Food is better when someone else makes it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
There is a third option, the frozen food you bought for an emergency
Um......since when is Tuesday an emergancy?
The day Bison graces your village may be quite the Tuesday emergency
......wait. Does this mean I'm going to get a chained up Asian girl servant? Because......um.......no reason......
Just watch out for her kicks.
Every day is an emergency
Look, the pile of dishes isn't going to clean itself. I'm also not all that keen on cleaning it.
I'll do your dishes if you do my meal prep.
Yeah. Obviously. That's why you get a wife.
Yeah, so you set your standards higher because you're not on your own anymore, and you realize living in filth is unacceptable.
(My brother is like that. A mess by himself, but remarkably clean and responsible whenever he's in a relationship)
😵
The first mistake was shopping hungry. Those groceries are: a box of ice cream sandwiches, 24 cans of root beer, and a bag of beef jerky -- teriyaki style.
They keep us overworked and tired, no energy to cook at the end of the day. And it’s hot today, I am not turning on that stove and making it worse
And less energy after eating fast food.
Everyone knows you can't eat cold and McDonald's is your saviour
this post was submitted on 24 Jun 2025
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