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For example, today i nearly set my house on fire after forgetting a pan on the stove.

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[-] Nemo@slrpnk.net 18 points 4 weeks ago

I wrote a long thoughtful reply to a heavily downvoted post only to find the post had been deleted before I could hit submit, and I hadn't copied the text.

[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 4 weeks ago

Oof that is pain. I have started to just move to a local text editor when i realize the comment is getting long.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 4 weeks ago

I have a window open in my preferred text editor that is perma-opened for ephemeral writing just such as you’re describing.

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[-] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 weeks ago

I was clearing some brush with a machete, 6 stitches in my shin.

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 weeks ago

If you really don't like your leg hair, just double up your socks. That's no way to shave, man.

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

That reminds me of a few years ago when I noticed a neighbor down the street running a weed eater while wearing a small bikini. She had on heavy gardening gloves and safety goggles, but to protect the rest of her whole body just the bikini. And it was a really big-ass weed eater too, the kind with the extra side handle. Might have even been gas powered.

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I made a move on a coworker I really like. Asked her if she wanted to fool around because I thought I would only be around for another week or two. But now that I've found a new place to live around here, it made me realize how shitty my train of thought was to put her in that sort of position.

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[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago

I bent over the sink to clean the drain and threw my back out three hours before I had to leave on a business trip.

Had to cancel the entire thing and spend the next day on my back.

I can commiserate… One time I fucked up my back by picking up a loaf of bread. I had just worked an extremely heavy shift at work. Slinging +200 pound pieces of gear overhead, lots of bending and crawling around, etc… I was gross after work. Climbed into my car, toweled off with some baby wipes, and headed to the grocery store on my way home. I just needed milk and bread.

So I make a beeline to the dairy section and grab the milk first, then swing by the bread aisle on my way to the registers. I bend over to grab the bread from the bottom shelf… And I feel a twinge in my lower back. Just a small little tug. I stand back up, and start heading to the registers. As I continue, the twinge gets worse and worse. I didn’t even make it to the registers. I quickly found myself wishing I had grabbed a cart, because I needed a walker to stay upright. I had to abandon the milk and bread in the middle of the store, and slowly hobble back out to my car.

That was on a Friday evening, and naturally my doctor didn’t have any appointments available until Monday. So I suffered all weekend. Monday finally rolls around, and the doc basically goes “oh lol yeah that just happens sometimes. Have you tried taking any ibuprofen?” Uhh excuse me. What the fuck do you mean that just happens? Can we make it not happen?

He says it is extremely common for industrial athletes to injure themselves after work. During work, they’re careful enough to not injure themselves. They’re warmed up, they do team lifts, they’re careful to use proper lifting form, etc… Then they get into their car, drive home, cool down during the drive, and then get injured by something stupid and small (like picking up a loaf of bread, or bending over the sink) because their cold joints basically go “nah I already worked enough today. I’m just gonna rip instead of stretching.”

I was out of commission for a solid two weeks, all because of that loaf of bread. That was about a decade ago, and my back still gives me issues occasionally.

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[-] Shadow@lemmy.ca 8 points 4 weeks ago

I ate too many blueberries yesterday and regret it today.

[-] gigachad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 weeks ago

I didn't know this was possible, could you share what you think the critical amount is?

[-] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 weeks ago

This is obviously a fabrication. Blueberries are delicious and there's no too many about it.

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[-] Nefara@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

I'm someone who can eat multiple pounds of blueberries in one sitting. Next time, try spraying them thoroughly with vinegar and letting them soak for at least 5min, 10 or even 20 is better. Then rinse thoroughly with water. There are some tummy upsetting molds and bacterias that are neutralized by the vinegar. This works for any berries or easily spoilt produce. It's majorly cut down on the "consequences" of my grape and berry binges.

[-] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Yeah, I do a vinegar bath when brining berries home from the grocery store. Just fill a mixing bowl with water, then add like two cups of white distilled vinegar. Let the berries soak while you put away the rest of the groceries.

I started doing it after I had some strawberries get visibly moldy only one day after I bought them. I was pissed. Since I started soaking them in diluted vinegar, they don’t get moldy anymore. They literally dry out and shrivel before they go bad. I just dunk the entire container into the mixing bowl, and let the entire thing float while I put my groceries away. Then give them a quick rinse with the sink sprayer before they go in the fridge.

When I notice them starting to dry out, I just move them to the freezer instead; They still taste fine, so after they start to dry, I use them in smoothies instead.

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[-] dwemthy@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago

Wrapped my 4yo in a big towel on the way back from the hotel pool and shortly after challenged him to a race to our room. He immediately tripped on the towel and hit his head because his arms were under the towel. Fortunately just got a bump and some rug burn on his forehead

[-] last_philosopher@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Left my iron plugged in for a week without realizing it.

Accidentally caused massive heat wave. Sorry folks, but I unplugged it so temps should start to go down now.

[-] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

You mind leaving it plugged in mid January and through Feb? Maybe cycle it a bit so we still get snow, but not below freezing temps.

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 6 points 4 weeks ago

I left a thermocouple connector unsecured and it fell onto an aftertreatment unit during testing.
When the aftertreatment unit was red hot the connector caught fire. 👌

Was my first time ever using a fire extinguisher!

[-] hperrin@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Oh I got this. Real good fuck up. So, I run a bunch of services for me and family and friends, like Nextcloud, Immich, Mastodon, etc. All of their data is stored on a big RAID array built with mdadm. I built it before I knew about dm-integrity, so I wanted to rebuild it with dm-integrity running on all the disks. So I took out one disk (it’s a RAID6, so it can stand losing a disk just fine), and added dm-integrity on top of it. When I tried to add it back to the array, mdadm was like, “that’s not a big enough device”. Ok, yeah, makes sense, dm-integrity takes up some space. So I took all the services offline and started a resize2fs to reduce from 22TB to 18TB. Well that was taking forever, so I canceled and ran e2fsck, no worries. I started a new resize2fs reducing from 22TB to 21.8TB, which should be good enough. On pass 4, it’s looking like it’s gonna take 8 DAYS. I can’t have my services offline for that long, so I cancel and run e2fsck. Thousands of errors. Oops.

At least it’s looking like all the errors are just in Mastodon’s cache files.

So now I’m moving all the files to an external drive in order to migrate the array properly. In its degraded state though, the array is painfully slow. At least my services are online.

So basically I risked my files (though I have a backup from about three days before all this), and gave myself an extra maybe ten days(?) of work.

Moral of the story, don’t ever use resize2fs unless you have time to wait.

[-] flubba86@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

I've done something like this before, but thankfully it only impacted services that I host for my own use, didn't affect any family and friends.

Btw, I've found the easiest (but not the cheapest) way to fix this is to simply buy bigger disks. Swap out each disk for a bigger one one-by-one, then resize the whole volume to fill the new disks. Resizing upwards is much faster than shrinking a volume.

I've never had a volume shrink operation work without errors, and yes it takes days if you have more than 4TB.

[-] Capitanmaroon@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

By stepping back into an abusive relationship and not knowing how to get out without fear of the person committing suicide and leaving 3 children with no parent.

[-] spirinolas@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

I had sex with a girl way out of my league. Usually I fuck down.

[-] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

My friend wants to play games with me last weekend, but I completely forgot. It's something she wanted to do for her birthday since we're states apart and our schedules are weird. She said she's fine, but I can tell I disappointed her by missing such a simple request and I feel absolutely terrible.

However, it was a wake up call. I've been very lethargic and tired, but I just kind of ignored it, but it's now affecting my friendship, so I'm going to try to make some changes to help with my energy. I don't want to disappoint her again if I can help it.

[-] streamer272@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

Accidentally put a hot pan on the couch (don't ask) and it BURNED A HOLE in the couch

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[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Posting online that Luigi did nothing wrong? Social Credit™? Flagged.

[-] twinnie@feddit.uk 3 points 4 weeks ago

Bought some parts for my car without checking they fit. Two hour round trip to pick them up, hours grinding the old rust off them, more hours repainting them, another £100 buying all the extra bits I needed to fit them. Then got under the car and realised there was no way they were going to fit. Ended up just buying some refurbished ones off the internet so at least the extra parts weren’t wasted and I get to fit them.

They were anti-roll bars for anyone who cares.

[-] DeeBeeDouble@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

Left my bicycle unattended (but locked) for 3 days. Came back to a bicycle without tires. Rip 300€

[-] borari@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 weeks ago

Damn that sucks. I have a chain lock but it only loops through the frame and front wheel. I use a shitty old cable with it to loop through the back tire and my pannier strap if I’m leaving it on the bike. I do this because I’ve had a wheel jacked before also, it fucking sucks.

[-] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 weeks ago

I stepped on a garden millipede by accident 😭

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[-] Retro_unlimited@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

Yesterday I didn’t sleep, it was hot and couldn’t sleep.

Got up at 4am, went to work, ran errands. Then as I was driving I put the car in reverse in the freeway instead of 6th gear. What the fuck. Grinding noise.

Turns out the car no longer goes in reverse. I believe I bent the teeth in the synchro gears. Fuuuu, need to pull the transmission and take it all apart. I don’t even have concrete or anything yet. I have lived here 6 months on raw land. I guess for the next few years I need to push the car if I get stuck lol

I plan to have an automotive workshop when we build the garage, but that might be a few years away.

[-] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

I'm on vacation and I stepped on a red anthill, and by stepped on I mean I sat on a ledge with my foot hanging over the anthill for about 10 minutes before stepping down onto it.

Stuck my foot in the pool to try to get rid of them only to ruin my only pair of pants and walking shoes I had for 3 days before we could do laundry/get the shoe dry. Also they just do not sell afterbite where I am so I've been trying different shitty creams that haven't done much for the ~15 ant bites I have on my leg.

Also this was a few days after I forgot one of our travelling phones on a bus and it was not recovered.

Also, it was my only pair of pants because I had ruined my other pair of pants when I slipped and fell into a puddle.

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[-] AA5B@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

I saw online a cool idea for “pinwheel burgers” and wanted to make them for my kids.

  • assembled them after work, had the younger one select and apply the spices
  • discovered most of the veggies were dead, and I never bought Cole slaw or cucumbers
  • put them on the grill but when I went to flip them discovered I’d run out of propane
  • restarted with a new tank but went inside because of the heat and humidity
  • came out to flip the burgers and discovered a raging fire, and burgers like hockey pucks.

Luckily I had sufficient backup but after anticipating a new variation of burger and a new variation of Cole slaw, we had dinner two hours late, plain burgers, no veggies

[-] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 2 points 3 weeks ago

Bumped into something sharp and it cut me. No biggie. Except for the part where I haven't self harmed in 3.5 years and it looks EXACTLY like something I would've done intentionally. Mildly triggering. I'll live though.

[-] daggermoon@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

I did nothing to improve my situation

Recently? The worst was accidentally drinking coffee too late in the evening a few days ago, which, sadly, was more than enough to mess up my well-being for several days at this point in my life.

[-] drail@fedia.io 2 points 4 weeks ago

Very minor, but I very recently changed deoderant after not being able to find the one I usually use. I just got to a clinic for a medication infusion and it has completely worn off, being replaced by the smell of stress sweat from traffic, and now this poor nurse has to smell me while I get my medicine, so I am mortified.

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

If it helps, I'm pretty sure stress sweat is far from the worst thing that nurse routinely smells. By a long shot.

[-] Sixtyforce@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 weeks ago

My bathtub faucet plunger that diverts water to the shower head wasn't working anymore so I couldn't shower. I bought a new one with chrome finish to match the existing hardware in the bathroom. Installed it

Then I decided to CLR douse the water valve and decorative plate and get rid of some hard water staining. It dripped onto the new faucet which clearly wasn't made of the same material because it instantly oxidized.

So that was infuriating.

[-] randombullet@programming.dev 2 points 4 weeks ago

I changed a native vlan on a switch. Took down an entire campus.

[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago

Oh-ho-ho. Condolences, my net dude.

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[-] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

Forgot a lunch box for weeks at work, and then they threw it out while I was sick, so now I have to buy a new lunch box.

[-] mugthol@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 weeks ago

I am the one at my workplace who throws moldy lunchboxes away. Though in pur fridge it is mostly unopened yoghurts that somebody brings and forgets about. So disappointing how much food is wasted

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[-] Rich_Benzina@feddit.it 1 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

I decided it was a good idea to do the mandatory university stage while also working this summer, while also trying to pass my last four exams. I greatly overstimaded my capacities and the trust i should have gave to my employee when they said i would be working just some days a week.

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