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[-] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 28 points 1 month ago

For those who don't know, magnesium citrate solution is a laxative.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

not a mild laxative either. fleet's lemon tastes like lemon pledge and ruined lemons for me forever.

[-] PlexSheep@infosec.pub 2 points 1 month ago

Now explain what that means please

[-] Denalduh@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Makes the poo poo go drip drip

[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Drip drip? I seem to recall an image more akin to a horrific volcano or extremely unenticing chocolate fountain.

[-] Walican132@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago

Product to make you have a bowel movement.

[-] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago
[-] elvith@feddit.org 4 points 1 month ago

Take a nip, take a shit

[-] dabster291@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

it makes you poop

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

dinkdink make poopoo

[-] Walican132@lemmy.today 0 points 1 month ago

Wet in mouth make poo poo from bum

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

It's like the Maga mouvement.

[-] axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe -1 points 1 month ago
[-] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Get ready to shit yourself inside out (assuming you don't already have constipation)

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

ALCOHOL 0.025%

Gonne get fucked up on CVS store brand sprite! 😤

[-] janNatan@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

When I was about 10, my digestive system just kinda halted. Doctors didn't know why; I didn't know why. It never happened before or since. But, they had me chug like a bottle of this stuff every day. Back then, (at least where we got it), it didn't even have the lemon flavor.

Anyway, thanks for the PTSD. (Joking... kinda)

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

Wait, how many days did this go on?

[-] janNatan@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

Oh who can remember. Several days at least. Basically until I had a bowel movement. They had given me a threshold of "if you don't go by this date come back" or something. That wasn't needed, that's all I remember.

[-] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Are you telling me someone on Lemmy has experience in not pooping for three days? Why didn't you speak up before?!

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

They were too busy posting moth memes. We will full circle to the shit knife, my mm. way now.

[-] untorquer@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Spent a week in the hospital and couldn't leave until i pooped. Problem is when you're pumped full of opioids that doesn't happen.

I quit taking the oxy a couple weeks later because of that and wanting some beer.

[-] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 2 points 1 month ago

but those are great together!

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago
[-] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 1 points 1 month ago

shower beer, shitter beer, sometimes the same thing when doing a waffle stomp

[-] macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Eww sprite. 7UP is better.

[-] toofpic@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

My kids would immediately drink that

[-] Justas@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 month ago

That thing makes me sick even if I drink just a little.

[-] Psythik@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You need to eat something first.

Magnesium Citrate is the best form of magnesium because in that form it is most easily absorbed by the body. It helps with mood and sleep disorders, and is necessary for heart function and bone density.

Try it in sold pill form if you still can't stomach it even after a meal.

[-] Justas@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

I have taken it as pills before. The powder makes me sick no matter what.

[-] thagoat@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 1 month ago
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