For those who don't know, magnesium citrate solution is a laxative.
not a mild laxative either. fleet's lemon tastes like lemon pledge and ruined lemons for me forever.
Now explain what that means please
Makes the poo poo go drip drip
Drip drip? I seem to recall an image more akin to a horrific volcano or extremely unenticing chocolate fountain.
Product to make you have a bowel movement.
Please explain
Take a nip, take a shit
it makes you poop
dinkdink make poopoo
Wet in mouth make poo poo from bum
It's like the Maga mouvement.
shit
Get ready to shit yourself inside out (assuming you don't already have constipation)
ALCOHOL 0.025%
Gonne get fucked up on CVS store brand sprite! 😤
When I was about 10, my digestive system just kinda halted. Doctors didn't know why; I didn't know why. It never happened before or since. But, they had me chug like a bottle of this stuff every day. Back then, (at least where we got it), it didn't even have the lemon flavor.
Anyway, thanks for the PTSD. (Joking... kinda)
Wait, how many days did this go on?
Oh who can remember. Several days at least. Basically until I had a bowel movement. They had given me a threshold of "if you don't go by this date come back" or something. That wasn't needed, that's all I remember.
Are you telling me someone on Lemmy has experience in not pooping for three days? Why didn't you speak up before?!
They were too busy posting moth memes. We will full circle to the shit knife, my mm. way now.
Spent a week in the hospital and couldn't leave until i pooped. Problem is when you're pumped full of opioids that doesn't happen.
I quit taking the oxy a couple weeks later because of that and wanting some beer.
but those are great together!
Beer and shitting?
shower beer, shitter beer, sometimes the same thing when doing a waffle stomp
Eww sprite. 7UP is better.
My kids would immediately drink that
That thing makes me sick even if I drink just a little.
You need to eat something first.
Magnesium Citrate is the best form of magnesium because in that form it is most easily absorbed by the body. It helps with mood and sleep disorders, and is necessary for heart function and bone density.
Try it in sold pill form if you still can't stomach it even after a meal.
I have taken it as pills before. The powder makes me sick no matter what.
Oh shit
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