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[-] danciestlobster@lemmy.zip 32 points 1 month ago

I sooooo wish this were true. Quality protest strategy

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I fucking bought it right up to the end.

[-] griff@lemmings.world 9 points 1 month ago

Hey THEY’RE COMPLETELY RECYCLABLE!!!

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 12 points 1 month ago

The guests? I should hope so

[-] griff@lemmings.world 3 points 1 month ago

Compost is beautiful

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

It's the shit

[-] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 7 points 1 month ago

Ain't that courteous of him? I hope I can buy one off Ebay as an heirloom!

[-] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

That was so generous of Bezos to invite Amazon-contracted delivery drivers to his wedding.

[-] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 5 points 1 month ago

Is it like flying first class where the richer people get glass instead of plastic?

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 month ago

On the warehouse floor it’s plastic bottles. At the bezos wedding they piss in crystal champagne flutes.

Shame P Diddy couldn’t make it.

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

This one got an actual chuckle under my breath.

[-] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

Two Billionaires Thousands Of Piss Bottles > Two Girls One Cup

[-] namingthingsiseasy@programming.dev 3 points 1 month ago

He's clearly letting his guests know that they mean as much to him as his employees.

this post was submitted on 25 Jun 2025

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