Oh thank god our elite class are monitoring our sexual preferences and tastes, because they're such great judges of propriety themselves!
...Prince Andrew? Who's that? The sweatless man in pizza express?
...David Cameron did what to a dead pig's head?
If the freaks in our government are so interested in my masturbatory habits, they can slip me a fiver and I'll show them, no bother. Freaks. Fucking creeps. Weirdos.