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[-] aislopmukbang@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago

I got ecoli from kale once. Fuck me for eating healthy right?

Anyway imagine feeling like you have a kind of flu that makes you projectile vomit out of your ass. Only time I ever shit my pants. Really teaches you the meaning of "never gamble a fart".

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Unhealthy salad? Ha! Pull the other one!

Seriously though, the amount of greens that I've seen recalled due to e. coli is crazy.

[-] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago

That's what we get for having farms downstream from livestock. Now that we have fewer EPA regulations you'd best start scrubbing your veggies real well before eating (if you're American).

[-] cherry@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 week ago

New fear unlocked

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 1 week ago

Oh fuck, that can actually happen? 😨

[-] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 5 points 1 week ago

OMG, that opening paragraph! 🤣

[-] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 1 points 1 week ago

It is a thing of beauty!

[-] sartalon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Beth makes the best stories.

[-] Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

wild ass condition. i wasnt aware there was an opposite to explosive diarrhea thats objectively worse

Yikes that’s brutal. I got a gnarly worm from street meat in Beijing once and made me more cautious

[-] 4grams@awful.systems 0 points 1 week ago

I mean, this is probably my eventual fate. I have the mantra of “I’ll try anything twice”. It’s led me to some questionable, but so far outrageously fun, adventures in local cuisine.

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