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Together they can make the combined-arms-gulls.

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[-] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 5 months ago

If seagulls fly over the sea, then what flies over the bay?

Bagels.

[-] listless@lemmy.cringecollective.io 6 points 5 months ago

Wrong.

Seagulls imply the existence of Rivergulls, Lakegulls, Mountiangulls, Desertgulls, Forestgulls, Plaingulls, Valleygulls, Hillgulls, etc.

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 months ago

Archipelagulls

[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

No no no, you're all wrong. It goes Agles, Beagles, Seagulls, Deegles, Eagles, etc. We've proven the existence of 3 of these species already, but the search continues for these other mysterious creatures the certainly must exist. In this TED Talk, I will...

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

I think a "landgull" would just be a pigeon

[-] maxwells_daemon@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Nah, that's an airgull. A landgull would be a chicken.

[-] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 2 points 5 months ago

Nah, that's a farmgull. A landfill would be an ostrich

[-] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

No that's where garbage goes, landgull would be a peacock

[-] lemmyng@lemmy.ca 0 points 5 months ago

No, that'd be a fancygull. A landgull would be a rat.

[-] Waywardmessiah@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

No that would be a politigul. A landgull would be a gopher.

[-] MimicJar@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

I've seen many seagulls in my life.

But I've never seen any of the others.

And that's terrifying. Stay vigilant.

[-] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

In light of the above, then, I hereby propose that squirrels get renamed to "treegulls."

[-] db2@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

It's all fun and games until the firegull nation attacks.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Don't forget heartgulls. Everyone always forgets heart.

[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Captain Planet Gull: "Give me those chips and I'll poop on you!"

You: "... don't you mean 'or' you will poop on me, not 'and'?"

Captain Planet Gull: ...

You: ...

[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 months ago

Bay-gull. Bagel.

[-] remon@ani.social 2 points 5 months ago
[-] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 months ago

Don't forget THA GOOD SHIP MERRY GULL!

[-] Grimy@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Most of what we consider "seagulls" dont actually go out to sea. It's all lies.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 5 months ago

They're seaadjacentgulls.

[-] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago

I never knew that. I thought it went from beagle to seagull and then on to eagle…

[-] MSBBritain@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Long ago, the four gulls lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the fire gulls attacked...

[-] three@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 months ago

If there are armadillos, where are the legadillos?

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 0 points 5 months ago

And what about the Dillos who don't want to be armed?

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 months ago

unarmadillos?

[-] TheWeirdestCunt@lemmy.today 1 points 5 months ago

I used to study animal management and there was a lecturer who wrote his uni thesis on "seagulls" and any time he heard someone call them seagulls he'd shout down the hallway "They're herring gulls!"

[-] the_abecedarian@piefed.social 0 points 5 months ago
[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)
[-] Kernal64@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago

Attention Bajoran workers...

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago
[-] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

You have to go pretty far back (to proto-Celtic, it looks like) to find a linguistic ancestor for the word "gull" that doesn't just mean "that specific bird."

But in proto-Celtic, it looks like "weilanna" probably meant "wailer." As in, "one who wails," though we don't know exactly what the suffix "-anna" means. A similar word in that language would've been "wailos," which even though it sounds similar seems to have been unrelated to our modern term "wolf," as it comes from a different proto-indo-european root.

Anyway, the word "gull" does refer to the sounds that it makes more than anything else. So in figuring out what a landgull, airgull, and firegull might be, we need to find something noisy. Or just something annoying, given the derisive connotation of "wail."

Edit: This is, of course, assuming that we're looking for different existing types of animals to be these creatures, rather than just (for instance) creating new, elemental forms of gulls; or "reskinning" seagulls with different elements; or inventing all-new animals to fill those roles.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 months ago

Wailos or wailer is wolf, is that because they “wail” (howl?) Or is that just a coincidence?

[-] Aqarius@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

It's probably the result of a taboo. It's why people say "bear" (the brown one) or "medved" (the honey knower) instead of "arth" or "ursus".

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