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[-] timewarp@lemmy.world 48 points 1 month ago

What does the Bible say about those who worship golden statues?

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

Yeehaw git'r'dun bake the steak boy howdy?

[-] Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Don’t worry, the target audience is people who can’t read.

[-] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

Target Audience is people who don't give a flying fuck about the bible or the brown socialist terrorist inside it

You know, the majority of American "Christians"

[-] Windex007@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago

RIP to the ER staff in deep red states being subjected to whatever stories they're gonna hear.

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago

~deep~ red states

At least the base is flared.

[-] WatDabney@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 month ago

So can we assume it smells like some combination of stale bronzer, McDonalds, flop sweat and ass?

[-] obvs@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Oh it's definitely gonna smell like some asses.

[-] peteyestee@feddit.org 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Americans = QVC shoppers.

It's like his demographic is people that buy diet pills and insurance from daytime tv commercials.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

LOL, that's supposed to be him?

[-] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

That's not him. Where's the signature ponch?

[-] tal@lemmy.today 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The fragrance is available in two versions – one for men and one for women – and will set back supporters a whopping $249 for each 100ml bottle.

https://www.opeu.org.br/2024/09/18/a-profile-of-trump-voters-the-demographics-of-his-maga-enthusiasts/

A Profile of Trump Voters: The Demographics of his MAGA Enthusiasts and Their Relationship to Him

In their majority they tend to be white, male, and mainly older, are highly conservative, support traditional values such as religion and proud patriotism, are less likely to have a college degree, are more likely to be rural or small town-based and lower-income

I dunno if $250 bottles of cologne is highly aligned with what Trump's demographic wants, but I suppose he has more experience in brand building than I have.

[-] YourAvgMortal@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

It’s going to flop, but that’s ok because they only bought one lot from the Chinese factory

[-] Almonds@mander.xyz 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I don't think Trump has ever had that body shape. It's weird that he both signed it and put "his" likeness on it when he isn't the kind of famous person that people normally want either of those things from

[-] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

It should be doing the weird Trump Lean

[-] Almonds@mander.xyz 7 points 1 month ago

That would be iconic!

He is incapable of that though

[-] BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 month ago

If it DOESNT smell like DIRTY DIAPER I'm going to be ANGRY but Still vote for Trump again!

[-] auraithx@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 month ago

The writers this season aren’t even trying anymore.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago
[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Axespensive

[-] huppakee@feddit.nl 6 points 1 month ago

Before you know it there will be a Trump fan shop in every city, selling his parfume and other nonsense. Then they'll conquer the rest of the market: 'gold' side tables, 'gold' doormats, 'gold' bread knives, 'gold' salami, 'gold' olives, 'gold' potatoes, 'gold' paperclips, 'gold' sunglasses, 'gold' flip-flops, you name it. All with his head on it. And of course that signature 45-47 lettering. Super exclusive.

[-] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 weeks ago

That is not a statue of him.

[-] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

Oh look, hes pushing yet another Golden Idol..

[-] Maeve@kbin.earth 5 points 1 month ago

Does it smell like a combination of Old Spice and English Leather?

[-] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 month ago

Naw it is dirty diapers and beef grease

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Shush dude that's my retirement plan right there

[-] Zier@fedia.io 2 points 1 month ago

You forgot the twice fried KFC and room temperature ketchup.

[-] Zier@fedia.io 5 points 1 month ago

Why is that statue shiny orange????

[-] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 2 points 1 month ago

Old and busted: sewage district New and exciting: Trump perfumery

this post was submitted on 01 Jul 2025
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