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[-] Windex007@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

RIP to the ER staff in deep red states being subjected to whatever stories they're gonna hear.

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

~deep~ red states

At least the base is flared.

[-] timewarp@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

What does the Bible say about those who worship golden statues?

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Yeehaw git'r'dun bake the steak boy howdy?

[-] WatDabney@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 week ago

So can we assume it smells like some combination of stale bronzer, McDonalds, flop sweat and ass?

[-] obvs@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Oh it's definitely gonna smell like some asses.

[-] BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 week ago

If it DOESNT smell like DIRTY DIAPER I'm going to be ANGRY but Still vote for Trump again!

[-] peteyestee@feddit.org 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Americans = QVC shoppers.

It's like his demographic is people that buy diet pills and insurance from daytime tv commercials.

[-] tal@lemmy.today 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The fragrance is available in two versions – one for men and one for women – and will set back supporters a whopping $249 for each 100ml bottle.

https://www.opeu.org.br/2024/09/18/a-profile-of-trump-voters-the-demographics-of-his-maga-enthusiasts/

A Profile of Trump Voters: The Demographics of his MAGA Enthusiasts and Their Relationship to Him

In their majority they tend to be white, male, and mainly older, are highly conservative, support traditional values such as religion and proud patriotism, are less likely to have a college degree, are more likely to be rural or small town-based and lower-income

I dunno if $250 bottles of cologne is highly aligned with what Trump's demographic wants, but I suppose he has more experience in brand building than I have.

[-] Almonds@mander.xyz 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I don't think Trump has ever had that body shape. It's weird that he both signed it and put "his" likeness on it when he isn't the kind of famous person that people normally want either of those things from

[-] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

It should be doing the weird Trump Lean

[-] Almonds@mander.xyz 1 points 1 week ago

That would be iconic!

He is incapable of that though

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

LOL, that's supposed to be him?

[-] huppakee@feddit.nl 2 points 1 week ago

Before you know it there will be a Trump fan shop in every city, selling his parfume and other nonsense. Then they'll conquer the rest of the market: 'gold' side tables, 'gold' doormats, 'gold' bread knives, 'gold' salami, 'gold' olives, 'gold' potatoes, 'gold' paperclips, 'gold' sunglasses, 'gold' flip-flops, you name it. All with his head on it. And of course that signature 45-47 lettering. Super exclusive.

[-] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 2 points 1 week ago

Old and busted: sewage district New and exciting: Trump perfumery

[-] Maeve@kbin.earth 2 points 1 week ago

Does it smell like a combination of Old Spice and English Leather?

[-] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 week ago

Naw it is dirty diapers and beef grease

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Shush dude that's my retirement plan right there

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago
[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Axespensive

this post was submitted on 01 Jul 2025
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