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[-] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 68 points 1 month ago

Kennedy is a germ-theory denier who believes people can maintain their health not by relying on evidence-based medicine, such as vaccines, but by clean living and eating

I fucking hate this timeline

[-] TimLovesTech@badatbeing.social 41 points 1 month ago

Clean eating, like park bear and whale carcasses!

Don't forget to bathe in raw sewage.

[-] tonytins@pawb.social 14 points 1 month ago

No wonder he got that brainworm.

[-] TachyonTele@piefed.social 10 points 1 month ago

He used to pop the eye balls out of birds heads and eat them raw

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago
  1. fucking why?
  2. how did you learn this abomination?
[-] TachyonTele@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago

He's a sick bastard.

There's a three part Behind the Bastards on him that covers his childhood, young adult, and current craziness. I found part two the most interesting.

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[-] Trimatrix@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

Even if he believed that, why isn’t he calling for more regulation oversight for the FDA and stringent quality controls on the food production supply chain as a whole?

[-] TimLovesTech@badatbeing.social 16 points 1 month ago

Because like everyone in Trump's government, he is there to gut, cripple, and undermine the public's trust in our institutions.

[-] vividspecter@aussie.zone 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Clean living in his view just means focusing on "natural" things. Which means swimming and drinking shit water is safe, but anything "artificial" is dangerous. So he's certainly not going to care about pathogens in the food supply, because he doesn't believe they are dangerous.

[-] pupbiru@aussie.zone 9 points 1 month ago

he in fact believes pathogens in the food supply are necessary to build your immune system

[-] limer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

I wait for the new FDA “preferred partners” program

[-] j4k3@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Must be why he looks like he has a bad liver or too much colloidal silver, like some dumb smurf-hillbilly Hoosier

[-] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

This is all going to be covered by a snarky longform YouTube (or equivalent) documentary in 200 years.

[-] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 7 points 1 month ago

"Why do we live in an underground bunker - 21st history channel"

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[-] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 52 points 1 month ago

Just when I'm about to retire, Medicare will only cover chiropractors and horse paste.

[-] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 20 points 1 month ago

"You appear sickly. It's because one of your humors are imbalanced. Have some bleach in your veins and get some fresh air to reduce the miasma."

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Have you tried suntanning your asshole?

[-] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Only if I can help Gwyneth Paltrow steam-clean her Gua Chakra.

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[-] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago

Aaaand thoughts and prayers!

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[-] compostgoblin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 48 points 1 month ago

I mean, correct me if I’m wrong, but aren’t Nature and its subject-specific varieties considered some of the most reputable and prestigious scientific publications?

[-] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 40 points 1 month ago

Yeah, getting published in Nature is a career gold star achievement. They’re very high impact (meaning many other scientific papers cite their articles).

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[-] Skua@kbin.earth 5 points 1 month ago

If we go by impact factor (a measure of how often the articles a journal publishes are cited elsewhere), various Nature publications are six of the top ten journals in the world and Nature itself is 15th

[-] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Yes. It's pretty much the definition of a high quality peer-reviewed journal.

[-] assembly@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago

So the modern approach to healthcare is back to leeches and blood letting huh. Did not have that on my 2025 bingo card but in retrospect I really should have.

[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

Did they just hear the term junk science and went "no u"?

This administration is so fucking frustrating, but it seems they want to remove any meaning of that word, the same way they always do.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 month ago

Did they just hear the term junk science and went "no u"?

That's EXACTLY what they did, yeah. Just like when they appropriated "fake news" which was originally a term describing their own disinformation.

[-] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Which also nicely mirrors the Nazis calling everybody that contradicts them Lügenpresse.

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[-] nebulaone@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

The US is like a reality tv show, except it's less believable.

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"precious tax payers money shouldn't go to unused subscriptions to junk science"

Ahh yes, but it should be used to make the incomprehensibly wealthy, even more wealthy. I really wish there was a god.

[-] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 month ago

There must be (or ought to be) a term for this type of conspiracy that requires practically all experienced professionals in a given field to be complicit.

You could convince me that one or even a group of researchers were acting with nefarious intent, but everyone? It's just an absurdity.

[-] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

It's pretty much the definition of the "grand conspiracy theory". It requires the combined effort of thousands of people across hundreds of countries. It's insanity.

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[-] frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io 5 points 1 month ago

It's just a repeat of that AIDS conspiracy group that rejected evidence on HIV and made their own "science" mag which folded when everyone died of AIDS

[-] slaacaa@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Damn, what a bad ~~week~~ ~~month~~ ~~decade~~ century for US healthcare!

[-] deathbird@mander.xyz 9 points 1 month ago

They're probably already in the data set of whichever LLM they use to write their policy documents anyway, so sure, fine. 🙄

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 7 points 1 month ago

Well at least we know which publication refused to capitulate to morons.

I wonder which ones they kept.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I'm not as concerned with this as I am with the fascism, because this will at least kill us indiscriminately

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Everybody knows that real science is peerless.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago

its called pseudoscience=alternative science, naturopathy, homeopathy. he regularly consumes methylene blue.

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