Guy was having such a bad day he sent out hundreds of unsolicited pictures of his wood.
"So... How much would you chuck baby?"
Probably trying to put it on the male loneliness epidemic.
As a guy who needs his better half around him at all times so she stops him from doing stupid shit, I can see where the author is coming from.
It's an incredibly impressive feat, many will be glad to know the beaver is available.
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