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[-] magnetosphere@fedia.io 110 points 5 months ago

You may have seen positive greentexts in the past. They’re an anomaly. This is the norm.

[-] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 5 months ago

Yes, the norm is greentexts that aren't even green

[-] three@lemmy.zip 21 points 5 months ago

he needs the comedy chevrons to know when to laugh

ISHYGDDT

[-] match@pawb.social 5 points 5 months ago
[-] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 65 points 5 months ago
[-] sus@programming.dev 25 points 5 months ago

Boybortion, now recognized by Wiktionary the free dictionary

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 19 points 5 months ago

Right wingers fucking wish they could shitpost this hard.

[-] Awkwardparticle@programming.dev 4 points 5 months ago

They can barely detect sarcasm or understand irony. Their emotionally underdeveloped brains can't compete.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 23 points 5 months ago

There's no way he actually said that. It's correctly punctuated and there isn't a single misspelling.

[-] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 5 months ago

The image looks obviously editied. The text is much sharper and clearer than the rest of the photo.

[-] KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 months ago

Yeah, but we ARE talking about Trump- a swamp monster with a brain of mayonnaise.

[-] the_wiz@feddit.org 60 points 5 months ago

Is it a sign of getting old if I don't get half the idioms he is using?

[-] OmegaMouse@pawb.social 89 points 5 months ago

He's just talking about getting his boyfriend pregante

[-] Fetus@lemmy.world 83 points 5 months ago
[-] Localhorst86@feddit.org 46 points 5 months ago
[-] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 44 points 5 months ago
[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 47 points 5 months ago
[-] AtariDump@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago
[-] the_wiz@feddit.org 5 points 5 months ago

Oookay, I think at this point I can feel the aneurysm building up in my brain...

[-] AtariDump@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Have you never seen the video?

https://youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg

[-] frosch@sh.itjust.works 23 points 5 months ago
[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 5 months ago

shameless plug for ~~askluigi~~ !askouija@lemmy.world

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[-] Zdvarko@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

*paraglided

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 5 months ago

pomegrante.

[-] Myr@lemmy.world 40 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

It's a greentext, I'd take it as a healthy sign you dont know "the boi- prefix" xD.

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 35 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

boiwife = boy wife

fagpregnant = gay pregnant

boibortion = boy abortion

[-] wabasso@lemmy.ca 9 points 5 months ago

Ah ok! I initially read that as Biowife, so I assumed there was a real pregnancy scare. And you know, Biowife as opposed to digital waifu or whatever.

[-] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 8 points 5 months ago

Haha thanks i thought bio as in biological as in human, not a sex doll.

Makes much more sense now ;) /s

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[-] Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 33 points 5 months ago

They're talking about how babby is formed

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 38 points 5 months ago

Fake : Anon had sex
Gay : obv

[-] kemsat@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

There was a time when it was ok to be unwelcoming towards stupidity. They weren’t better times, but they were delusional in a different way.

[-] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 7 points 5 months ago

They... They definitely were better times. Unapologetic idiocy is why the world is how it is right now

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

It's still okay in certain cess pools on the internet.

[-] PhoreTwunny@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago

I'm pretty sure it's "aboition"

[-] dan69@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago

Step 1: Go get a pack cigarettes or any milk size Step 2: never return

[-] 0x0@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 months ago
[-] simsalabim@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago
[-] Tattorack@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

What the fuck did I just read?

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

At least anon was cordial enough to respect OP's time?

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Just get a boi-ning after pill

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[-] axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 6 points 5 months ago

Can anyone translate to more common terms?

[-] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

he came inside a femboy and now he needs an abortion

[-] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 months ago
[-] the_wiz@feddit.org 3 points 5 months ago

A part of me is curious if something like that (uterus transplant to a trans person) is possible, the other part of me fears that people like anons ~~boy~~ girlfriend would get one...

[-] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

A doctor involved in some of the experimental uterus transplants in cis women has written a paper on it and believes the barriers to such a transplant are surmountable. However, good luck getting funding for such a thing in today's world. We can't even convince people to not let trans kids die from lack of healthcare. Uterus transplants aren't even in the same universe as us right now.

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[-] LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Guys, 4chan was leaked and found to have dozens of government emails. It is a government honeypot. Why are you going there?

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