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"Elon may get more subsidy than any human being in history, by far, and without subsidies, Elon would probably have to close up shop and head back home to South Africa," Trump continued. "No more Rocket launches, Satellites, or Electric Car Production, and our Country would save a FORTUNE. Perhaps we should have DOGE take a good, hard, look at this? BIG MONEY TO BE SAVED!!!"

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[-] Xiisadaddy@lemmygrad.ml 46 points 3 months ago

There is no way Trump would do something this cool.

[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

is there somewhere he can send clinton?

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago

Deporting the Clinton family to Little Saint James would be hilarious

[-] SweatySteven@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

A BOY CAN DREAM. If he does get deported, I'm throwing a party

[-] LoveWitch@hexbear.net 42 points 3 months ago

Anyone with less than 25 generations of pure US ancestry should be deported

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The US hasn't existed for 25 generations lol. Basically saying everyone except native americans.

[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 33 points 3 months ago

reckon that's the point

[-] Dessa@hexbear.net 25 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
[-] Keld@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandfather clause.

[-] pinkapple@lemmy.ml 10 points 3 months ago

All colonizers should be deported.

[-] Keld@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

Resurrect Wovoka to lead ICE

Hell yeah I can trace part of my fam back to the fucking mayflower!

[-] Keld@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

part

Well see theres your problem. Also if your ancestors on average had kids at the age of 18, 25 generations is 450 years. That's closer to Pizarro than it is Mayflower. Think less New England Puritan more Latino (Or indigenous obviously)

[-] TheLepidopterists@hexbear.net 40 points 3 months ago

Considering that Musk agreed to shut down Starlink access within "israeli" territory to people the "israeli" government didn't approve access for, I wonder if South Africa would have grounds to imprison him for aiding and abetting genocide?

Probably not getting deported anyways but it's a fun idea to roll around in my noggin

[-] Keld@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago

It would be funny and tragic if the only guy who ends up punished for the genocide is Musk

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 34 points 3 months ago

Hasn't the continent of Africa suffered enough??

The humane thing to do is to launch him into space, where he yearns to be. He can have the distinction of being the first human on Mars, just tie him to the front of a rocket and aim it vaguely at the direction of the reddest thing in the sky. If it happens to be the afternoon sun, so be it, he was the one to cut funding for qualified scientists after all.

[-] fox@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

It's way harder to hit the sun than to hit Mars weirdly enough. I recommend making Musk contribute to asteroid defense by recreating Armageddon. Surely it's easy to teach a billionaire to drill in space, he does work 100 million times harder or more efficiently than a normal person

Tell him there's dogecoin in the deluge system of pad 39A before a falcon 9 launch

[-] Wmill@hexbear.net 29 points 3 months ago
[-] Skye@hexbear.net 26 points 3 months ago

"Et tu, Big Balls?" -last words of Elon Musk

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago

It's hilarious how badly musk handled this.

Saying trump was in the epstein files, which everybody already knew, then back tracking 24 hours later.

So he's totally burned that as an option, can't really be like "actually I was lying about lying the second time, he really is in there"

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

He could just do it again, it's not like chuds give a shit about hypocrisy.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago

You can set your watch to hexbear being right about everything and we predicted these two queens were going to have an epic falling out.

[-] Runcible@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago

ok, but this is a "the sun will rise in the east" tier prediction

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

I'm just surprised it took so long, was thinking Musk would be out of there in like three weeks lol

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago

I hope he gets shot by some radicals over there.

[-] dragongloss@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago

Won't happen, but I would love to see it.

[-] anaesidemus@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago
[-] homhom9000@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago
[-] SexMachineStalin@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago
[-] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

Incredible Western journalism here quoting Boers crying about reverse racism without even mocking commentary.

[-] pinkapple@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 months ago

He'd have to send him back in time, apartheid is over. If he goes back now he'd have to get holed up in Orania or the other (neonazi) Afrikaaner fortified compounds to avoid getting necklaced.

[-] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
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