Never happened to me before. Light goes green and I go. Why is driving so difficult for people
Yeah, if this kind of thing happens to someone often enough that they deem it worthy to make a low effort meme about it, they're the kind of person who obliviously holds up traffic everywhere they go.
Today one idiot honked me because I actually stopped at a red semaphore.
train driver?
Have you stopped on the rail tracks by any chance?
No, but he should have.
Is physical violence common on RuPaul's show?🤔
Motherfucker, if you're at the head of the line, its only common courtesy to shove your phone up your ass, and move! Do you think the light is gonna get greener? The fuck are you doing up there?
Lot of people in this thread thinking the split second the light turns green we need to gun it. Get fucked, I'm not on my phone and you're just an impatient asshole. No one owes you a jack rabbit start. Calm the fuck down and breath.
Put on the handbrake, get out of the car, and calmly ask them what the problem is.
Depending on where you are in the US, this could literally get you shot.
Or just drive off. If you rise to every barb, you’re almost definitely going to end up with a severely painful, chronic erection. Getting shot or run over is also on the table.
You’re in pole position, you have a responsibility to those behind you. Be considerate and pay attention.
When I can clearly see you on your phone, yes.
they race up behind you, tailgate you, swerve to pass you in the next lane, then take several seconds to get going at the light, all while I'm still coasting in gently because I timed the light change
goddamn right I'm up their ass honking at them. get a fucking move on dipshit
What bothers me are the people who do go when the light turns green, but take their damn sweet time to do it...
Eeeease oofffff the braaaake…. Mooove fooot toooo gaaaaassssss… Creeeeep into intersection at 0.05mph….
…just as long as they get through before the light turns red again, fuck everyone behind them, I guess.
Fuck those people.
Can't help but think if the light really just turned green, or if OP just noticed it was green and assumed it just changed but had been green for a while.
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