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[-] vettnerk@lemmy.ml 65 points 2 years ago

Nine women can create a baby in 1 month.

[-] yogthos@lemmy.ml 29 points 2 years ago

I've worked with project managers who must've believed that. :)

[-] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago

That's because the premise is ridiculous!

It takes 9 men and 1 woman to make a baby in 1 month.

[-] alcasa@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 years ago

If not your processes are just not agile enough

[-] LaggyKar@programming.dev 11 points 2 years ago

That doesn't even make any sense, since it's not an absolute scale

[-] phorq@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago

If you used Kelvin it would be even worse... 300F = 422K, multiply by 3 = 1266K = 1819F...

[-] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 years ago

How about 9 hrs at 100F? Turkey jerky?

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 2 years ago

Clearly, the ideal is 18h at 50F

[-] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

Hold on let me go cool the oven!

[-] Lysergid@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago

“But I’ve told to users that we will deploy this feature tomorrow”

[-] Trigger2_2000@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

Math checks out; ship it!

this post was submitted on 18 Jul 2023

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