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Project Management 101
(lemmy.ml)
Nine women can create a baby in 1 month.
I've worked with project managers who must've believed that. :)
That's because the premise is ridiculous!
It takes 9 men and 1 woman to make a baby in 1 month.
If not your processes are just not agile enough
That doesn't even make any sense, since it's not an absolute scale
If you used Kelvin it would be even worse... 300F = 422K, multiply by 3 = 1266K = 1819F...
How about 9 hrs at 100F? Turkey jerky?
Clearly, the ideal is 18h at 50F
Hold on let me go cool the oven!
“But I’ve told to users that we will deploy this feature tomorrow”
Math checks out; ship it!
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