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[-] bizarroland@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago

I thought that the rule was supposed to be two months income.

I guess Jeff doesn't really love his new wife.

[-] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

Jesus Christ. Two months' income is so insane. I'd be pissed if my boyfriend bought me a ring that expensive.

[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 months ago

Two months is what DeBeirs, the assholes who hold a monopoly on diamonds, arbitrarily told people to spend on a diamond.

Ultimately it should be what makes both parties happy.

[-] D_C@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Originally in the they said it was one months' salary. They then upped it two months. And they then upped it Three months

You can also see in the article that they hoard about 60% of the world's diamonds. De Beers is a corrupt company sitting on top of a corrupt system built on blood and death.

[-] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 months ago

When I still loved her, I got my ex an engagement that was about two days salary tbh. She had many faults, but that's about the only thing she never gave me shit for.

[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 months ago

My partner and i bought our own rings. Someone else might have gotten it wrong.

[-] deo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

you might not mind too much if you lived in a time when women didn't have their own bank accounts or source of income not controlled by their husbands. it was actually a decent rule when it was the only thing of real value you truly owned and could sell if you needed to gtfo of an abusive relationship or give you a bit of breathing room if you were widowed suddenly (and your husband's family decided not to take care of you once he was gone).

but yes, now a days is definitely overkill.

[-] Underwire@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Like abused wives can easily escape and do their life without repercussions. It isn't a rule to favor abused wives.

[-] skozzii@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 months ago

I don't understand how more people aren't upset by this. I guess that's why they installed Trump, to keep us mad about everything else...

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Some people live under the delusion that they'll become billionaires someday. They project themselves that far ahead. Oblivious.

[-] Philharmonic3@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

The system as it is cannot continue this way. Something must break.

[-] D_C@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago

Can I suggest the necks of all billionaires?

[-] gurnu@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Nothing will change until the rich and rightwingers are all killed

[-] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

It will. But it will disproportionately affect the poor.

[-] Zephorah@discuss.online 8 points 2 months ago

Earned on the backs of working class.

Did Amazon ever acknowledge or deign to negotiate with the unions formed by their workers?

[-] cRazi_man@europe.pub 4 points 2 months ago

You must pee in a bottle and process a package in 25 seconds...... For the prosperity of Bezos.

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 1 points 2 months ago

The rich are thieves that steal from us, our kids, our future!

[-] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

Sorry, warehouse is closed.

[-] freddydunningkruger@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The actual number is 0.000021, or 0.0021%. If you make $50,000 a year, 0.000021 is just $1.05. Bezos spending $5 million on a ring has the same effect on his net wealth as our 50k per year guy spending $1.05 on a wedding ring.

Cheap fucker didn't even come close to spending two months salary on his big love.

[-] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

Luigi... Luigi what? Does anybody remember that name?

[-] officermike@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Only 0.000021%. It seems you accidentally threw in an extra zero.

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 3 points 2 months ago

He's actually three zeros off.

It's 0.0021%

[-] officermike@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Damn, you're right. I forgot to account for the conversion to %.

[-] halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

The fact an order of magnitude made functionally no difference is ridiculous.

[-] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 months ago
[-] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Order of magnitude better. Three orders of magnitudes better once you also fix the misuse of percentages.

[-] Iceblade02@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Quickest, simplest fix would be to treat borrowing against unrealized capital gains as income for tax purposes.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Damn, her ring is a hundred times less than their ride?

If I do the math with my five hundred dollar ranger that’s about a ring pop.

[-] Auth@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

What does Bernie mean by real tax rate? How is he calculating that 1.1%

[-] NRay7882@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Current net worth you mean?

[-] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 months ago

Raisin network on average.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I want to learn how to increase my net raisin.

[-] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

Net worth is two words.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago
[-] Widdershins@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!

[-] bytesonbike@discuss.online 1 points 2 months ago

Dang thanks! Spell correct bitting me hard

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[-] bizzle@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

When I got married I spent like $700

[-] BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

Wait, you guys are getting married?

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

You guys are spending money not to survive?

[-] KombatWombat@lemmy.world -2 points 2 months ago

As bad as things are, most Americans are not living paycheck to paycheck. It looks like that 60% figure comes from a single survey from an online banking company in 2023. The Fed reports the majority of US adults have had at least 3 months of emergency savings every year since 2018.

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