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[-] ptz@dubvee.org 20 points 3 weeks ago

Hey, I may be ugly and hate-filled, but...what was that third thing?

[-] OpenStars@piefed.social 12 points 3 weeks ago

Why does it say both "his" butt and "my" own butt at the same time!?

Omg he must have invented inter-dimensional butt-smelling, the absolute divine dream!? :-P

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[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago

Because they changed the quote from first person pronouns ("I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt, and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt") to third-person pronouns, but didn't change the last one. Also, they spelled "stupid" wrong.

[-] OpenStars@piefed.social 0 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Arguably, this way conveys the point moar effectively than it would have otherwise? :-P

[-] smeg@feddit.uk 5 points 3 weeks ago

A wizard did it.

[-] gnutrino@programming.dev 7 points 3 weeks ago

My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star!

[-] 0ops@piefed.zip 14 points 3 weeks ago

Replace that "my" with "his" and I would totally wear this on a t-shirt

[-] OpenStars@piefed.social 5 points 3 weeks ago

It also says that it is "studid"...

[-] DigDoug@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

"and the word 'dog' with the word 'son'."

[-] sudo_shinespark@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

I've been called 'ugly, pug ugly, fugly, pug fugly' but never 'ugly-ugly'

[-] DrSleepless@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

If only Stupid wasn’t misspelled

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Yep. They called me "Kid Gorgeous."
Later on, it was "Kid Presentable."
Then "Kid Gruesome."
And finally, "Kid Moe."

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