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We have epstein files.
There are no epstein files.
Epstein was a hero.
Next will be "Those girls were lucky to have been raped by a man like Trump"
I just threw up a little
Terrorist
I’m laughing but wtf is happening right now for real
Strong, Powerful, Man
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The word patriot has lost all meaning. It is a word used to excuse the scum of this country from the most heinous of acts. This moron somehow spun Epstein into a patriot as if he was doing some grand operation to get "dirt on US adversaries" . "Who else gets this prison deal?" Every fucking criminal billionaire including Trump! They all deserve the chair along with anyone that believes their bullshit.
Classic propaganda tactic. Speculating about alternative answers after you already know the answer or when everyone knows where the answer is.
He speculates why did all these rich and powerful people not abandon him? Because he was secretly a good guy? No, you liar, it's because they were his clients so he could blackmail them if he wanted to.
He speculates why did he get favorable terms from previous trials? Because he was secretly a good guy? No, you propagandist liar, it's because he was ultra wealthy and well connected.
If he was secretly a good guy, he wouldn't have offed himself in prison, so there'd be a giant investigation over that.
Epstein didn't kill himself
I'm not saying whether he did or not. I'm saying that if he was a good guy, he definitely wouldn't, and all of his "chivalrous" friends would be dying to get to the bottom of it.
ah I see it now
Here, we are safe. Here, we are free.
Found the pedophile.
The man who LET RICH PEOPLE BUY THE ABILITY TO RAPE TODDLERS is a Hero!
-MAGA!
Trump really painted himself into a corner by promising the QAnons all of the dirt on Epstien, and I'm very curious to see if a narrative like this can dig him out. They'll usually twist reality into knots to keep their narrative alive, but, "Epstien was a white hat," might he a bridge too far, even for them.
Doesn't matter.
Remember that "I could shoot someone in the middle of 5th Ave" line? Turns out he meant "I could rape a child," and these people would STILL love him.
This is their loyalty test now. This is how low this sleeze will take them this week.
Hey wanna know something about Epstein? Alongside being a massive pedophile, he was also a Eugenicist who wanted to make a Musk style baby-mama ranch. He worked with the guy who founded Colossal (the "Direwolf" people, remember that?) with the idea to basically do Eugenics.
Alongside providing children for Trump to rape, that's why the right want to rehabilitate him, because they wanna do Eugenics.
I am surprised how few people know about the Epstein breeding ranch. From what I've seen it was his big project before being arrested, he had a massive facility on thousands of acres of land with its own airstrip all ready to go in New Mexico. If he hadn't been arrested and died in jail he would probably be raising his first brood by now. Given how much he tried to spread his eugenicist ideas around in the crowd he hung out with I wouldn't be surprised if there are more deranged assholes out there like him and Musk trying to pull off their own human breeding projects.
oh there is, and I think they're gonna come out the woodwork with this "I'm superior, I must spread my seed" shit.
Feeling the need to spread seed based on a self described superior gene set.
I swear I've heard that before....
elon musk does a heil hitler salute
Oh right.
The last thing the world needs is more people walking around with Trumps or the likes DNA. It’s like it was scraped off the floor of a trailer park orgy.
It's never the actually smart people who believe their DNA should be spread, it's always the psycho cocks with a God complex and a belief that they are superior because of their skin colour or nationality.
So Pizzagate is real, but the Epstein files aren't?
Cult. Endless denial. Forever rejecting reality. What more would it take to have these people given straight jackets?
He's on the list then.
There is no list... After the Trump administration removed all of his rich peers from the list, no names were left...so no list.
Trump and his circle have no loyalties. They would have kept the list to use as black mail.
Wow, what a nut job. He starts by trying to say maybe Epstein worked for the CIA and was trying to get blackmail on foreign officials for our government. Sir, even if that were true, you should want every member of the CIA using children as rape bait for blackmail in prison. (And the people showing up to use said services.. you know.. the guy your trying to defend)
I mean, he's not pulling that out of his ass entirely. The prosecutor who gave Epstien a slap on the wrist in 2007 claimed he only let him off easy because he was told Epstien, "belonged to intelligence." That may be entirely bullshit, or it may he that the intelligence got wind of his sex-trafficking and offered to keep him out of prison if he set up a few honeypots. I would guess that it's at least partially true, since the authorities seem to he withholding a lot of information from the public, but in any case, there's no way he was a CIA agent or, "Patriot."
Reposting a comment I made on a similar post about the 180 mental gymnastics MAGA are displaying.
What you're witnessing here is described in When Prophecy Fails, a study on cults and how they justify continued belief after experiencing events that should disprove their belief.
Cult members will simply invent new reasons to continue their belief and remove the cognitive dissonance they may feel, which oddly results in a further entrenched belief, instead of a weakened one.
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Maybe Himmler was a patriot, just doing what he was told? /s GTFO.
Epstein was CIA under deep cover. He was infiltrating the pedophile ring and he got too close. What a patriot.
What?
This is just one of the Republican insiders being honest for once in their life, claiming Epstein for one of their own like he always was.
Pedophiles are okay if they're on the Republican side.
In a bare minimum rational world, Mr. Kelly would never see the broadcast side of a teleprompter ever again.
American suicide bombers and guerilla militias...
It's only a matter of time. It's already happening.. but they call them lone wolf and mentally ill... But it will probably grow... Then they will be called a terrorist group just like every other group that fought for humanity.
Why are Democrats not going on the news and taking every opportunity to call the Republicans pedo protectors?
because a lot of them are just as guilty
Because they're so bad at messaging that it comes off as self-sabotage. They've been like this for decades, it's fucking infuriating.
~~Also because there's probably democrats on the list~~ Also because Bill Clinton.
Captured opposition.
This is the classic conspiracy theory logic laid bare. A long string of facts tied together with plausible sounding but made-up reasons.
Just because your theory could explain it doesn't mean it does explain it.
If the conspiracy heads fall for this... Man, they're going to eat this up huh?
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