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[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 56 points 2 days ago

Smh my head. Bro is 17 years old and cant even use proper grammar.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 77 points 2 days ago

Why use many word when few do trick?

[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago

Why many word when few good

Streamline you

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

Less words better.

[-] Xuderis@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[-] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

He was right about the president thing though.

fuck.

[-] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 4 points 1 day ago

I can't even imagine how much i would've hated my life if my mom was a social media mom that makes content out of my teenage life.

[-] Stamets@lemmy.world 43 points 2 days ago

I'm 33 and say shit like this because it amuses me. I done goofed, I have completed a fuckywucky, I made a plate of upsettispaghetti, Brain no work good, Drain bamage, Terminal case of stupid bitch disease... Let people amuse themselves.

[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

Literally scrolled one down from this post to see the next post on my feed: "Drain Bamage"

Poster? This motherfucker right here 👆

I can not see the lie.

[-] Stamets@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I'm not very original either lol

Yeye me too fren. We just be a lil silly bean sometime :)

[-] Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

*Dain bramage

Got you too huh?

oh no, people being playful with communication! the horror.

I assume you would absolutely hate Shakespeare

[-] Presently42@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago

I have completed a fuckywucky! Genius!!

In other news, there's a film with some characters eating sad spaghetti. Is this a thing?

[-] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 24 points 2 days ago

cant even use proper grammar.

Perhaps you meant can't.

[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 30 points 2 days ago

I thought the "smh my head" would have been enough to make people realize i was joking

[-] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

Proper grammar is no joke, Hazard.

[-] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 9 points 2 days ago

Probably because drunk.

[-] cRazi_man@europe.pub 13 points 2 days ago
[-] flandish@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Yeah. like shortening words into a few letters, shake my head…

[-] Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago
[-] Xanthobilly@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago

Do these people not have cell phones?

[-] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 4 points 1 day ago

It doesn't make good content

[-] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 19 points 2 days ago

If she's worried she might have it set to wake her up if he texts.

[-] Cethin@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 days ago

A text would probably wake them up. I wish we had options when sending a text to be in "passive mode" or something. Have it marked as not important and don't notify them. Just have it appear silently waiting on them to check

[-] TheCleric@lemmy.org 3 points 2 days ago

I think you do. “Send quietly” is a thing, right?

[-] Redex68@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Is this something too Apple for my Android-pilled mind to understand?

[-] Landless2029@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Somehow I'm reminded of those Zelda rock circles.

If you solve the puzzle do you respawn in a bubble bath?

[-] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 days ago

I was thinking if he came home safely then what use is the signal but I guess it's so that they don't have to check up on him in the morning to know all is well

[-] HenryDorsett@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Or its a way for the kid to maintain some autonomy, but if the mom gets up at 2am to pee, she can see her kid came home. No one gets disturbed. Mom can go back to bed without worry.

Or dad, sorry, not trying to be gendered. Just a reflection of my upbringing I suppose.

[-] saltinejesus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago

My mom did this when we were growing up. She'd leave a light just outside her bedroom on and we'd turn it off when we got in to let her know were in safe.

[-] elucubra@sopuli.xyz -1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Looks like the kid 3D prints. Those ducks look like Bigtreetech duckies.

2 down votes? How could the comment step on somebody's toes? Is this reddit?

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