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[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 108 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Pinning this post for two days or until whenever I remember to unpin it because I got a report reading "Rule 1—this is not remotely LAMF".

  • It's textbook leopards. This man moved to Russia because he liked the way they eat LGBTQ+ people's faces and was blindsided when his face got eaten.
  • The only thing that isn't funny about this is that innocent Ukrainians have to fight him now.
  • Russia is a backwards, imperialist, genocidal septic tank of a country.
  • Die mad.
[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 17 points 2 weeks ago

die mad

Fuck I love this site so much more than the "you've been permanently banned for inciting violence, and we deleted your comment so you can't know what you said, and furthermore we will not be reviewing any appeal cause we dgaf about users." site

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[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago
[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Agh, I looked at it and thought it looked wrong but got too arrogant to look it up. Appreciated.

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[-] Sabin10@lemmy.world 50 points 2 weeks ago

If you belive LGBTQ media is all it will take to turn you gay then you are already gay.

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[-] MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 44 points 2 weeks ago

So he was stupid enough to move to Russia, and she was stupid enough to take her kids and go with him.

As it turns out, being wilfully stupid can be fatal.

[-] N0t_5ure@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago
[-] protist@mander.xyz 21 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

He already reproduced. At this point natural selection only cares about the fate of his children

[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 weeks ago

Well, looks like the children's fate will also be Russian cannon fodder at this rate...

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[-] fartographer@lemmy.world 42 points 2 weeks ago

I (Texan) said hi in the parking lot to a coworker I hadn't met before. He proceeded to tell me about how he lived on each of the coasts until those areas one-by-one "went to shit." Then, he explained to me that he had to get away from all the filth that moved in to those areas and that's why he chose to move to Texas. "God, guns, and freedom as far as the eye can see." I truly regretted engaging that man with a simple greeting.

A bad interaction like this shouldn't ruin my day, but I work in public education, which means this guy is integral in supporting our community and raising our children. What has ruined every day for me since that interaction was learning that he works in HR. I'm so fucking dreading this upcoming school year.

[-] jimjam5@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Another Texan here that was in education but I got out because of people like the one you described (and a general feeling of burn out).

Sorry to hear that about the interaction and the fact that the guy is integral/HR. I’m sort of amazed that he didn’t change or grow as a person after having traveled and moved around like that, but I guess that goes to show you can’t really teach someone who doesn’t want to learn. Having grown up in Texas I can understand that way of conservative thinking, but luckily thanks to having been exposed to different ways of thinking and cultures, I can never empathize with that kind of thinking. I’m tired at this point and if a republican coworker of mine really wants to fight me over how great their cult is, I’m just gonna turn the cheek and walk away, like I don’t think it’s worth the effort anymore to even engage with them over politics.

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[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 37 points 2 weeks ago

Wow, that's a huge lesson he's learning, you need to do a little research.

“The point of this act for me is to earn a place here in Russia,” he told Russian state media last month. “If I risk myself for our new country, no one will say that I am not a part of it. Unlike migrants in America who come there just like that, do not assimilate, and at the same time want free handouts.”

Undocumented migrants cannot join the U.S. military during peacetime. A program launched by former President George W. Bush allowed such immigrants to seek citizenship by serving in the military, but that pathway was shuttered during President Donald Trump’s first term.

[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 20 points 2 weeks ago

Are the migrants wanting handouts he refers to the ones who are working low paying physical jobs that Americans refuse to do, sending most of that money back to their families still in their native countries? What a bunch of freeloaders. /s

[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

They also don't get any federal handouts. Anything they do get is from state programs in a handful of blue states.

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[-] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

Also, having a service record hasn't stopped ICE one little bit.

[-] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

So you said that all in Russian right?

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[-] TallonMetroid@lemmy.world 33 points 2 weeks ago

”It didn’t come as a surprise to me,” she said of his joining the military. “He always spoke so highly of the country, its president, and its people, and he has a strong passion for doing the right thing.

That's a weird way to spell crimes against humanity, but I guess there's that Texan scholastic excellence for you.

[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

The right thing, killing your fellow man.

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[-] Machinist@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago

My entire family just laughed our asses off at this. For real, we're all hanging out in the living room.

I moved my family away from MAGAt hell last year due fear for their lives.

I hope a Ukraninan drone drops a grenade on top of him and he dies screaming while he tries to hold his guts in.

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[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

May your corpse feed a few sunflowers on the land you're invading. Nazi piece of shit.

[-] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

Huffman, a native Texan, brought his wife, three daughters, and their family Husky, “Baby,” with him to Russia. The couple also has three sons from prior marriages who opted to remain in the United States.

The 3 sons are smarter that mom and dad. I hope mom wises up fast enough to get the daughters out. Dad is not long for this world.

[-] burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago
[-] kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Right? Even before the move, keeping a husky in Texas weather is cruel

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[-] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 weeks ago
[-] cm0002@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

You have been banned from Lemmy․ml

[-] oxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 weeks ago

Oh no anyway

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[-] not_that_guy05@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

Now, if more MAGA would go to Russia, that be great.

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[-] Agrivar@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

Is it wrong that I hope he gets his ass killed by an American who traveled to Ukraine to join them?

[-] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Feeding the sunflowers is the best thing he could do for everyone

[-] spinne@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago

If he doesn't get killed by an American fighting for Ukraine, he's still going to be under fire from weapons from the US. I bet that feels bad.

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[-] potato_wallrus@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

record scratch "yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this mess"

[-] Soup@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

“You see, I’m a complete fucking idiot and huge bigot, and while the latter basically requires the former it’s so much of who I am that I feel it best to mention. Anyway, I hear some buzzing in the sky, gunna go check that out.”

[-] don@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 weeks ago

Excellent use of a Texan, especially one infected with the broke mind virus.

[-] NauticalNoodle@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 weeks ago

it sounds like this guy has a pattern of behavior being easily-duped.

[-] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Coming soon to an FPV drone video.

[-] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 weeks ago
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[-] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

I hear that the Ukrainian drones are good at locking onto anti-woke solders.

[-] angband@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago
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[-] Pavidus@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Well, I'm glad he's safe from the gays.

[-] floo@retrolemmy.com 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Not necessarily. LGBTQ people serve openly in the Ukrainian military, and while they lack some basic legal protections, LGBTQ rights advocacy has been growing steadily in Ukraine during the war.

He may be in far more danger from “the gays” than ever before.

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[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Russian military hazing is uh something.

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[-] RedGreenBlue@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 weeks ago

I assume his sons, who can use the internet, warned him that he will likely die.

let me also predict that when he dies, the family will get a MIA letter and no compensation.

[-] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

"He deserted his new motherland. You're all under arrest."

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