Also dictators. I know boy cats named Meowsolini and Chairman Meow.
Saddam Hussein, and Saddam Hussein's best friend
Saddam *Hissein
Behind the Bastards?
You betcha
I have a cat named Francis, but sometimes I call him Francisco Franco 😂
When I adopted my cat his name was LuciPurr and I promptly renamed him to Lucifer
So you renamed him from LuciPurr to LuciFur, got it
Paw Zedong
You listen to behind the bastards don't you?
I don’t, should I?
My princess is named: Winter.
Because she's white. 
"Crunchwrap Supreme", but we just call him "Crunchy" for short.
Hey, you leave Crunch Wrap Supreme alone, he's a good boy.
I once lived with a male Norwegian mutt named Nipsey Russel.
He was an interesting character like his namesake. He was an amazing cat who loved alcohol, you literally had to keep an eye on your drink.
These are my cats, Athena and Ultimate Cravings Box.
I have a girl cat named Preggo.
We rescued her during a tornado storm, in Arkansas, and we thought she was pregnant so I just called her Preggo.
By the time we got her to the vet we found out she's not pregnant, just fat and weird, however by that time she got used to being called Preggo so we just kept that up.
Wtf? Is dead internet true?
I don’t like that
I don't think you should like your own post, kinda cringe
I think the twitter screenshot is fake. I tried to look up JaydenSmithish through nitter and it says user not found
Now think of every tweet screenshot we've seen, and how many we've actually checked to see if it's legit. Scary because nearly all of us must have fallen for lies at some point
Maybe we've reached the inflection point, where AI slop now outnumbers human posts everywhere.
No where is safe.
Now pick for me 4 pictures of stairs.
What the hell is going on here?
Did we just lose?
The stray calico kitten that hangs out on my porch and in front of my front door I named Princess because she is regal and demanding.
When I was a kid our kitten was a rescue my mother brought home from the place she took horseback riding lessons - the kitten got stuck inside the chip machine's coin box, so it works more whenever you fed the machine coins.
We ended up giving her the oh-so-original name snowball. Then her colors came in and we discovered her to be a calico. Oops. Kitty it is then. RIP kitty.
I think I call mine kitty or kitten most the time, she's like 8 years old.
Sylvie (left, named her after having just finished Loki season one) and Molly (Cobb, For All Mankind)
Mine are two girl cats: Moose and Yeti. Moose is fluffy, majestic and too spart. Yeti is a dumb little angle baby
We name all the cats regardless of sex after something to do with literature. But that's their government names and I normally don't use those online to protect their tiny kitty privacy.
All their nicknames are like
Jerkcat Babycat Dingus YOU FUCKER STOP CHEWING PLASTIC creature Sweetie Grey ghost Great hunter
Look, just anything that pops into my head as I sing sweet nothings to them
Current cat is creature often. Little weird creature.
wtf is Taco Bell?! AND WHY IS MY PHONE AUTO CAPITALISING THE NAME!!
Because corporate logos and names are our new deities. Chill out and have a Star Bucks!
I named my girl Selune... I guess I'm basic D=
I've had cats named Baldr, Hermóðr, Grendel, and Wotan. I've currently got a Valkyrie, Brynhildr, Freyja, and Freya (we got Freya when she was a year old because her owner couldn't keep her, and we already had Frejya, so...). But our current boy cats are Svartur ('cuz he's black), Robert, and Charlie.
My old friend had a male cat he named Leonidas.
Yes, he got him shortly after 300 came out, rofl.
roflcopter
...goes SCHWAH SCHWAH SCHWAH
Our girl cat is Dweezil. Close enough.
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