Will you marry me?

In response to a perfectly valid question about dumbass plan I just came up with:

"we'll burn that bridge when we come to it"

"It'll work"

HASHTAG YOLO!

Jesus hates cowards!

"Hold my beer"

"Well this is probably stupid but whatever"

"How bad it could it hurt, really?"

Seems edible to me

Only 1 way to find out...

"Honeybadger don't care! Honeybadger just takes what he wants!"

We're not here to fuck spiders

Hey honey watch this

I know I shouldn’t but

Anything where multiple words are slurred

Leeeeeerrrrooooooooyyyyyy Jenkins

"Fuck it, I'm on holiday"

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger

I'll start a diet tomorrow.

"we've all gotta die someday!"

You son of a bitch, I'm in.

“I wonder…“

Live fast - die young - leave a good-looking corpse

Two I surprisingly haven't seen yet:

"I haven't given a shit about anything in a while"

and

"I'll just cancel the free trial"

Hey y'all watch this!

Fuck it. Generally right before I make a large, usually irresponsible decision, I say “fuck it”.

This time it'll be different

Risk it for the biscuit

"I wonder what that Button does?!"

"hold my beer" regardless of if I'm actually holding a beer

"FML, anyway. What's the worst that is going to happen?"

Well, let's see what we get.

Looked good on paper

I’ll apologize later

Just one more

Nothing could possibly go wrong

I've suffered for this long, what's another month of misery.

Go big or go home.

"why not" "Fuck it" "Am I going to regret this? Not 80%? Do it" "Because I'm bored"

Trust me, I've done this ... Like a bunch of times... 😅

“Throw it in the fuck it bucket”

"Gotta be in it to win it." bonus points if it's obviously only a painful task.

Oh and, nearly forgot my personal favourite, if I'm about to do something stupid, I say

"if I die from this, you have to write it on my gravestone."

I probably say that one way too often for my age...

You gotta die somehow, may as well make it a good story to tell.

Hold my beer, Imma try something

God hates a coward!