"Eh, my next salary is coming soon"

"That's a problem for future me to deal with, and that guy's a jerk."

"What's the worst that could happen?"

A minute later: "Oh, that."

Seems edible to me

"It'll work"

HASHTAG YOLO!

Jesus hates cowards!

"Hold my beer"

"Well this is probably stupid but whatever"

"How bad it could it hurt, really?"

In response to a perfectly valid question about dumbass plan I just came up with:

"we'll burn that bridge when we come to it"

Leeeeeerrrrooooooooyyyyyy Jenkins

We're not here to fuck spiders

Hey honey watch this

I know I shouldn’t but

Anything where multiple words are slurred

"Honeybadger don't care! Honeybadger just takes what he wants!"

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger

Only 1 way to find out...

"Fuck it, I'm on holiday"

“I wonder…“

I'll start a diet tomorrow.

"we've all gotta die someday!"

You son of a bitch, I'm in.

Fuck it. Generally right before I make a large, usually irresponsible decision, I say “fuck it”.

Two I surprisingly haven't seen yet:

"I haven't given a shit about anything in a while"

and

"I'll just cancel the free trial"

Hey y'all watch this!

"I wonder what that Button does?!"

Live fast - die young - leave a good-looking corpse

This time it'll be different

"FML, anyway. What's the worst that is going to happen?"

"hold my beer" regardless of if I'm actually holding a beer

Risk it for the biscuit

I've suffered for this long, what's another month of misery.

Well, let's see what we get.

Nothing could possibly go wrong

Go big or go home.

"why not" "Fuck it" "Am I going to regret this? Not 80%? Do it" "Because I'm bored"

Just one more

Trust me, I've done this ... Like a bunch of times... 😅

“Throw it in the fuck it bucket”

"Gotta be in it to win it." bonus points if it's obviously only a painful task.

Oh and, nearly forgot my personal favourite, if I'm about to do something stupid, I say

"if I die from this, you have to write it on my gravestone."

I probably say that one way too often for my age...

You gotta die somehow, may as well make it a good story to tell.

Hold my beer, Imma try something

I’ll apologize later

God hates a coward!

Looked good on paper