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68 years old and that's it. That's all I got.

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[-] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 6 days ago

Prepare a full size pudding. Before it sets, pour it into smaller mason jars. Single-serve at a size you determine!

[-] Macallan@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago

A full size pudding isn't single serve already?

[-] KnowledgeableNip@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I would like a middle ground between "snack pack for children" and "impending diarrhea."

[-] DeceasedPassenger@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

That's... why we're here.

[-] Anissem@lemmy.ml 16 points 6 days ago

Big pudding is trying to hold you back

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

Can't you read? It's SMALL pudding holding us back!

[-] thagoat@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 6 days ago

She used to call me small pudding... 😔

[-] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I just found some puddings that were double-size! Someone got a promotion.

[-] thagoat@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 6 days ago

Make a whole package and put it in a single bowl, grab a spoon and go fucking bananas! Fuck Big Pudding!

[-] roguetrick@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Fuck it, just get a whisk, a bucket, a sack of modified corn starch, a couple of gallons of milk, a bag of sugar, and some vanilla extract/chocolate powder and go to town

[-] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 days ago

You should grow your own corn first.

[-] roguetrick@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Listen, if I'm using modified cornstarch it's precisely because I'm too lazy to even heat the milk. But the ingredients above can get you to making a swimming pool of pudding for pretty cheap if you can figure out how to mix it.

[-] KnitWit@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Single serve containers are too wasteful. Buy a larger quantity and portion to your hearts content. You’ll likely save money as well. End of rant.

[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 6 days ago

I suspect years of shrinkflation have something to do with it.

[-] Angelusz@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago
[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

I'm officially giving you permission to eat two from now on.

[-] TachyonTele@piefed.social 4 points 6 days ago
[-] lurch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

In my region we can buy 500g cups in supermarkets.

... but pudding is very easy to make and the recipes are usually for litres. It's an interesting experience to scratch the vanilla from the pods it grew in and vary the amount of starch to get a different consistency.

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